Chicago Undies Guy™️

Sondheimslut poses in his underwear in the mirror

Offering some counter-programming to hump day

Part 2 for the day

I cut my hair and worked out

Repost you in a singlet 😛

Everyone having a good Monday?

God damn, good for you!! I loved this set initially but it kinda dropped off the face of the earth in the past couple weeks. If I played a good chunk I’d probably still only hit diamond though 🫡

i see y’all posting your singlets and i just love a bandwagon to jump on

Mizuki mains rise up 🫡

If their monetization wasn’t completely outrageous it would (kind of???) make sense but it genuinely is insanely expensive with the worst user experience. The amount of bots on that platform vs any others I’ve interacted with and constant ads are absolutely awful to deal with.

ignore my messy dresser and look at my butt

can’t remember my login for the patrickalt and got locked out ☹️ so have to post this here ☹️ you understand ☹️ for humpday ☹️

Me showing my big ass in s’mores undies

Undies pulled down brow my bulbous ass

Me flexing my back slightly showing my ass

My undies had s’mores on them 🍫 which bares the question would my ass be as tasty as a graham cracker marshmallow chocolate confectionery treat? Much to consider this #HumpDay #Gay

I support this for you despite the nerfs

How boys who play jetpack cat hang out

Lunch break

Silent hill townfall probably comes out in a month and I cannot wait!!!!!!!!!!

LMFAOOOOO get his ass

Hbd!!!

White man reclining on brown couch wearing black vest and black jockstrap

This jockstrap has to be 12 years old at this point

Look at this unflexed pic my bf took of my ass

JPC is WILDLY fast. I was so surprised playing them :1

Not mad about my arm side profile at the moment.

hit all star in my final role in overwatch stadium for the season. 🫡

White man flexing back muscles wearing jockstrap

Ok yes I did find a nice patch of light by the window yesterday, you caught me

🤭🤭🤭 get her ass, show her who has the better glock

I need this singlet

Plenty of room in this big butt

here’s some butt/bulge