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More buck for your bang. Austinstoirin.com https://austinstoirin.tryst.link/

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a man wearing glasses and headphones is sitting in front of a microphone surrounded by mathematical equations ALT: a man wearing glasses and headphones is sitting in front of a microphone surrounded by mathematical equations

You know...
My thoughts are, if we've had sex at least once before it should be an annual occurrence at a minimum.

09.03.2026 21:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I am done posting pictures of myself anywhere else other than here + my blog that I’m currently working on. This recent downtime has given me time to reminisce and not only reflect, time to remember the rooftop plunge pool in Tulum that was my first FMTY. πŸ™‚β€β†”οΈ

09.03.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Most def

09.03.2026 20:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hey, I’m Madelyn πŸ₯° This is my new Bluesky where I’ll be sharing updates.

Like, follow, or repost to support 🩷

11.02.2026 21:22 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a woman screaming with the words come back below her ALT: a close up of a woman screaming with the words come back below her

3 weeks from now is peak bloom

09.03.2026 19:45 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Arrived in the DC area last and already enjoying the atmosphere.
It’s going to be a beautiful few days here.

09.03.2026 17:37 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I try my hardest.

Get it....? 😁

09.03.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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A friend says I dress like a β€œHooker Annie Oakley”

09.03.2026 12:46 πŸ‘ 133 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 0

Wow
Pretty

09.03.2026 01:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sue them into the dirt

09.03.2026 00:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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How Pixar’s Open Sexism Ruined My Dream Job (Guest Column) A former Pixar employee writes that after John Lasseter's departure, the company still has a lot of work to do to fix its sexist culture.

If you're wondering how bad things were at Pixar for women, the answer is pretty horrifyingly bad.

08.03.2026 02:42 πŸ‘ 3599 πŸ” 1414 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 118
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You are mistaken, we do not respond to legal requests from anywhere other than the Swiss authorities.

It is unlikely that one could build a business through ignoring the laws of the jurisdiction that it is in. The mail provider you're moving to included.

06.03.2026 18:30 πŸ‘ 618 πŸ” 101 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 39

Good skills

09.03.2026 00:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
And it's all pearls - 
A feminine torso in a plae bodysuit, long thighs and narrow waist compressed with thick elastic bands wound around with pearls in cream and white and pale pink to create a thigh harness that presses into the plump of their skin. The light is even and soft, their skin tender pink.

And it's all pearls - A feminine torso in a plae bodysuit, long thighs and narrow waist compressed with thick elastic bands wound around with pearls in cream and white and pale pink to create a thigh harness that presses into the plump of their skin. The light is even and soft, their skin tender pink.

A femme person sitting on a bed with black sheets heaps of white lace. Their  knees are spread and deeply embossed with the red moats left form kneeling hard on large pearls. Pearls wrap around their waist and thighs and shoulders, tangled in their hair. They wear black lipstick, and their gaze, fixed, looks into nothing.

A femme person sitting on a bed with black sheets heaps of white lace. Their knees are spread and deeply embossed with the red moats left form kneeling hard on large pearls. Pearls wrap around their waist and thighs and shoulders, tangled in their hair. They wear black lipstick, and their gaze, fixed, looks into nothing.

The world is both beautiful and deadly, isn't it?
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07.03.2026 14:49 πŸ‘ 93 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

The existence of Harry Styles implies the existence of Bald Styles.

I'm here all week

08.03.2026 22:53 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that β€œit’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that β€œit’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

international women’s day

08.03.2026 15:07 πŸ‘ 14158 πŸ” 4260 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 42

A very appropriate sentiment for International Women’s Day!

08.03.2026 20:40 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

rack those balls

08.03.2026 16:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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whatcha doin down there?
i’m in philly until fri morning then nyc for the weekend 🚣🏻

08.03.2026 15:48 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bet you’d love to see what’s underneath…a delicious late night romp with @jade-skye.bsky.social 😘

#datenyc
#gfe #duo
#doubletrouble

26.02.2025 04:16 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I believe that is where what's her name was shot.
She's busting through that door

08.03.2026 02:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I recently learned that in British slang you can say something or someone "is jokes" if funny. She's jokes, innit. Absolutely horrifying stuff.

07.03.2026 22:37 πŸ‘ 1573 πŸ” 54 πŸ’¬ 65 πŸ“Œ 7

Congrats!

08.03.2026 02:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

She's got legs 🎢 🎡

08.03.2026 01:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Romans got nothing on you

07.03.2026 23:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It me

07.03.2026 23:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Looking forward to seeing them there next year

07.03.2026 22:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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2026 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From! This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!

My mom just got her Girl Scout cookies from Nyx, a trans kiddo in Northern Idaho, using @erininthemorning.com’s 2026 Trans & Nonbinary cookie selling scout list! Mine are on their way!

www.erininthemorning.com/p/2026-trans...

07.03.2026 22:19 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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uh-oh
i can post videos on bluesky now

11.02.2026 16:32 πŸ‘ 86 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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Social anxiety air bags

07.03.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 48 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1