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“Piracy is the most effective form of artistic distribution these days. So be it.”

-Werner Herzog on NPR just now 🔥

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

Chris Pratt as Garfield is a high bar to clear,but this might be the apotheosis of giving one of the handful of handsomely paying, recurring voiceover gigs to a somewhat-known on-camera actor instead of somebody who specializes in voice acting. There was no reason to cast this guy as a CGI worm.

THE BRIDE: Gimme Gyllenhaal’s brand of amour fou over Fennell’s juvenile attempts at the same type of literary fan fiction ANY day of the week. Kind of a mess, but of the “huh… that’s interesting” variety. The superior Frankenstein tale of the last six months, oh and: Buckley here >> Buckley Hamnet.

This was my response when my agents asked if I wanted to pitch on this reboot back in November. I really hope more creatives do the same so that the likes of Max Landis are all they can hire. I may not make an honest buck but I’m a hundred per cent American and I don’t work for no two-bit Nazi.

Thinking about all the money I’m gonna save in the upcoming years of Paramount/Warner MAGA Brothers film productions made by the likes of Landis, Ratner, Gibson etc. starring Gina Carano, Louis CK, Zachary Levi, Stallone, Voight, Grammer, Caviezel, Sidney Fucking Sweeney and their ilk.

Rise of Skywalker, although I was not immediately angry. I came out feeling absolutely nothing. It was probably shock. Grew angrier and angrier the more I thought about how godawful it all was. An hour later I was livid.

New-ish ST fan here who is currently watching TNG and can’t wait to get to DS9: I’m watching and enjoying Starfleet Academy. Saw that episode yesterday and most of the details flew over my head. Mostly engaged with Sam’s story. By the time I get to DS9 I’m sure I’ll have forgotten all the “spoilers”

Love that AI, a thing we hate and don’t want, steals everything, ruins everything, shittifies everything. Drinks our water, plagiarizes our art, pisses all over our information fidelity, drives kids to suicide, serves the right-wing, and fucks up our devices and services. Good job, techbros!

Créeme, I wish I felt different ☹️💔

Not feeling it either.

I hate this because it’s so Republican-coded; “Everyone secretly agrees with me”

Just make your last movie and go, dude

I saw someone say, “Emerald Fennell is Greta Gerwig’s Wario,” and I haven’t stopped laughing 😭

Orquesta de La Luz x BadBunny:
Baile Inolvidable 🇵🇷💃🇯🇵

La agrupación, liderada por la caballota Nora Suzuki, ademas de ser la singularidad en carne viva de los cocólos weebs, se ha destacado como grandes exponentes de la salsa!

Gracias al pana @astrophobia.bsky.social por ponerme esto en el radar

“Wuthering Heights”: This is the prettiest, most boring thing we are likely to see at the multiplex in 2026. As sexy and provocative as a Vogue era Madonna music video, and with the same MTV circa 1993 aesthetics. Mostly trash, and sadly not the hot, kinky kind. Just the patented Fennell vapid kind.

#BadBunny's performers continued to dance and party outside the stadium after the #SuperBowl #HalftimeShow

Greatest, most joyful, most brilliantly staged halftime show in the history of halftime shows. #VAMOS!!!!

Bad Bunny did a variation of the Spike Lee double dolly shot live so you’re now legally required to give this a five star on Letterboxd!!!!

bad bunny’s version of america the beautiful ✊🏽

COSA CABRONA

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I’m in a movie theater watching the game. It’s been dead silent.
The first half ended and the entire theater ERUPTED in applause 😂

Could these men play their little game a little faster?

I turned on the Super Bowl because I wanted to see the halftime show and saw that Dunkin Donuts ad and a crypto ad and I hate absolutely everything now. Burn it all to the stumps.

Please never air this dunkin commercial again and destroy every copy of it.

Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her

I already refer to Fennell as a “director” so I can deal with this

Imagine prompting an AI for anything... how embarrassing for you

I know we were all boycotting this bin fire already because of the appalling way they treated Melissa Barrera, but wait there's more!