lauren (year round dst's version)

me: *runs 9 miles on hills then doesn't eat after*
me an hour and a half later: wow weird why I am starving and why are my legs tired

RED SOX B 7-7 BOS MLB.TV Bot 2nd 1 Out PIRATES PIT P 10-5

B00P

to you too!!

northeastern hockey when I wasn't dating a bc alum: beat bc? absolutely not lmao

northeastern hockey now that I am dating a bc alum: how about we ONLY don't suck against bc

I fixed it! The water flosser shower attachment I have was also perfect for getting whatever was messing this up out (I probably didn't clean it well last time)

lmaooo I thought they just weren't loading at first 😂

If someone in your life talked like this, you would research involuntary commitment

The image contains a screenshot of a social media thread (likely from Tumblr) discussing Amelia Earhart. The text is as follows: TIL after Amelia Earhart’s plane was presumed lost, all subsequent distress calls were treated as hoaxes. Recent research concluded however that half of the calls, many of which were received by amateur radio operators, were credible, indicating that she may have survived for weeks after the crash. via reddit.com a-little-big so yall sayin one of the most famous missing dead woman was none of those things and just being IGNORED wauryd Them: Amelia Earhart forever disappeared in her plane crash Amelia, on the radio: I’M STILL HERE

Amelia Earhart: I'm alive.
Men: Anyway, tragic mystery.

acab except parking enforcement

oh yes that's when he does the daily air purifier maintenance (bashing at them with his paws until we wake up even though ten minutes ago he had no interest whatsoever in attention)

It's one I bought but I might try that anyway, it's basically the same. I need to find a pointy thing to poke it with because idk the issue, it was fine a month ago

I think more accurate is tip of the applicator bottle? I've been using a kind you mix with developer

omg

is there a way to have self knowledge without sobbing on your bed at some point...?

accurate description of my large son

today I poked my cat with my decorative harpoon and he was totally unbothered

“Gjdelljjfff,” said Trump when asked about regulating NIL money in college athletics, “[wet gurgle] pill lady glrgggghh hnnnghh Hhh”

ugh that was supposed to say quality of life 🤦‍♀️

I'm old enough to remember when "just move to the suburbs" actually was a valid way to save money (even if it still wasn't good blanket advice bc it ignored all kinds of other aspects of quality advice)!

and I saw zero dogs today

even the most minor things are going wrong today. my watch was at 2% when I finally went to run, when I finished a car running a red light almost hit me. I mixed hair dye and the tip of the lid is messed up so I had to pour small bits in my hand and hope I didn't drop it on the floor.

in a way I'm glad it's not just me but it's also so annoying that I wish it were 😩

okay, it's not down for me, I described a different issue

I don't want to see options you shithole I want to see the fucking prices

when did the Amazon app STOP SHOWING THE PRICES IN THE RESULTS what the fuck logic is this

Always lock parked cars. Over 900 children have died inside hot vehicles since 1998. Some were due to children accessing a parked car without supervision. Lock parked cars, even if you are not a caretaker. If you can't find your child, you should always check the car.

Over 900 children have died inside hot vehicles since 1998. Some of these tragedies were due to children accessing a parked car without supervision. Always lock parked cars, even if you are not a caregiver. weather.gov/safety/heat-children-pets

I miss my taxidermy squirrel

feeling so anxious I don't even think going for a run would help, I actually am thinking of getting no exercise at all and breaking my watch streak because maybe that will make me anxious at least about a different less important thing as a distraction

here is Wesley too, his main wish is for me to stop bothering him but he's got some brain left to wish you well too