My advice to disaffected young men is to get a squire p bass and join a band and your whole women only date rich guys reactionary politics vibe will seem pretty silly when a lady breaks up with her real estate boyfriend to date your broke ass
First one of 2025 is here soon! Come hang with us in #baltimore at Zen West with Sky Jacker, PaintDry, and Looscrew! Need tickets? Hit us up!
#marylandpunk #localmusic #zenwest #subtastics #skyjacker #paintdry #looscrew #punk #livemusic
Look at my urban crater! @uxcxmd.bsky.social
Listen to fountains of wayne
And all it cost was your dignity and three guest passes. #noblitzkrieg
If you haven’t had a chance to check out the latest review of our full length record, “Collector’s Edition,” what are you waiting for? #baltimore #punk #allegedly #allegedyrecords #localmusic #musicreview
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If this is a difficult season for you I want you to know that the band that had a hit with the blender song in 1998 thinks you're alright
No he's eating at a chicken shack
@brian-goodman.bsky.social
Amazon is calling the cops to try to break the Teamsters' strike, and now Starbucks workers are starting their own strike at shops across the country over unfair labor practices.
If you need books and/or coffee, but aren't crossing these picket lines, we've got you covered!
New Super Scary Haunted Home School just dropped!
I had a blast producing this one alongside Grady Hendrix and Mike Walls. Listen in...
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We would literally way rather you steal our silly songs than tithe your money to a streaming platform whose billionaire ceo does
Hello @vanhollen.senate.gov
Just wondering where you stand on protecting your trans constituents, because your actions suggest that you will sell us out
i don't give a shit about this man's pizza opinions
baltimore is a famously city where we had a guy who ate nothing but pizza for what, a year? two years? cmon
Merry Urban Crater Christmas Eve!
time of year
why would anybody leave baltimore
Hey, we Just released a new Christmas EP! Hope you enjoy it. We're also playing a 10 song Christmas set this Saturday in Baltimore
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Better watch out!
If you want copies of any of our movies under your tree this Christmas, you need to ice-skate on over to our site right now and get our elves working on an order. The cut-off is Tues AM since we’re pausing shipping for the next month while we wrangle reindeer across the pond.
Here's a new Christmas song. More to come
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Fellow award-winning filmmaker and editor-in-chief of Dread Central @mbmcandrews.bsky.social is joining us for our screening of FSBE tonight to host a Q&A with @chrislamartina.bsky.social and me! See you this evening at the Parkway!
What a flippin' nightmare!
#NaziMusk
Had a great conversation about For Sale By Exorcist with Ashley Sterner on WYPR’s On the Record this week!
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Hey, we’re opening an oddities & paranormal museum in Havre de Grace, Maryland!
From the former Guinness World Record biggest RUBBER BAND BALL on Earth to the horrifying DEVIL MAN, who graced the cover of The Weekly World News, expect the unexpected once you step into our museum
odditiesmuseum.com
All of our love, support, and efforts every day.
Life is weird, but I'm glad we get to play a couple of shows before the year ends
Baltimore!
If you’re in the market for fun this Sat (11/23), our new feature, FOR SALE BY EXORCIST is taking up residence at the Parkway for our local premiere.
Directed by @auroragorealis.bsky.social , written by me and @timidwerewolf.bsky.social, it’s a mockumentary about flipping haunted houses.
