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Unfloppable. Home carer and podcaster Like and re(skies?) are not endorsements (he/him)

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Fifth Fight Of The Night Breaks Out In Stoneybatter Pub Over Whether Fontaines D.C Have Sold Out A DUBLIN pub has had to hire extra security on its premises after an increase in fights between nostalgic, indie sleaze adoring patrons who get into arguments over the merits of Fontaines D.C. Disagreements in a …

Fifth Fight Of The Night Breaks Out In Stoneybatter Pub Over Whether Fontaines D.C Have Sold Out https://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2026/03/09/fifth-fight-of-the-night-break-out-in-stoneybatter-pub-over-whether-fontaines-d-c-have-sold-out/

09.03.2026 07:04 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to BlueSky.

08.03.2026 22:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They won't let me say this the rest of the year, but being a woman is pretty cool.

08.03.2026 15:06 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
08.03.2026 14:25 πŸ‘ 172 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Just had the nightmare of an MIA/Azealia Banks/Roisin Murphy supergroup.

06.03.2026 09:29 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Friday Motivation:
Don't let anyone else dim your light.

Self sabotage and dim it yourself.

06.03.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You can spot a 'Dorkus Malorkus' a mile off.

06.03.2026 13:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Homer Simspon (facing Apu) wearing a giant cowboy hat with a big camera lense popping out of it.

Homer Simspon (facing Apu) wearing a giant cowboy hat with a big camera lense popping out of it.

This is how obvious those meta glasses are to me:

06.03.2026 13:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah. Hella proud!

06.03.2026 09:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Same.

06.03.2026 09:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

All I saw was "fuck cats" quote. Well I'm very wrong. Cats are very tolerable creatures who mind their own business most of the time.

And that's very shitty of her.

06.03.2026 09:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Well thats just shitty then.

06.03.2026 09:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh damn! Did not know that!!

06.03.2026 09:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

Anyways.

05.03.2026 11:54 πŸ‘ 25844 πŸ” 10090 πŸ’¬ 72 πŸ“Œ 199

Jessie Buckley’s anti-cat stance exposes a weakness in Ireland’s military capabilities and that is music to Vladimir Putin’s ears | the Irish Times view on the upcoming Oscar Awards ceremony

06.03.2026 07:19 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I always love Cillian Murphy's movie promo indifference.

It's very "You go Girl! Give us nothing!"

06.03.2026 07:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
05.03.2026 20:38 πŸ‘ 76 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm so proud of myself for that one. Even if the phrase isn't commonly used anymore.

05.03.2026 20:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

twitter vs bluesky

05.03.2026 16:13 πŸ‘ 879 πŸ” 215 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

Old Sheep looking like an 80's pop duo?

Mutton dressed as Wham.

05.03.2026 19:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
pencil sketch of annoyed cat on a window sill with a big-nose dog on the ground looking up at it

pencil sketch of annoyed cat on a window sill with a big-nose dog on the ground looking up at it

Just had to move home.

One result of that is having to sort through huge piles of years of dismissed scribbles. Like this one.

I'll be posting discovered stuff & process art at my Patreon.
Β£3 to support me is all it takes to see it all. Ta
www.patreon.com/jambookshopuk

05.03.2026 17:00 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Airports Overwhelmed By Dubai Influencers Filming β€˜Emotional Return Home’ Videos AIRPORT arrival halls across the world are experiencing major delays due to a surge in influencers returning home from Dubai. Clogging up terminals with cameras, lighting rigs and ring lights, travellers have been warned to add …

Airports Overwhelmed By Dubai Influencers Filming 'Emotional Return Home' Videos https://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2026/03/05/airports-overwhelmed-by-dubai-influencers-filming-emotional-return-home-videos/

05.03.2026 04:42 πŸ‘ 84 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 4

Famine level evictions in Ireland
Some f*cking housing policy by a government that doesn't care about anything only profits
Disgusting

#speirgorm

05.03.2026 11:28 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no! Did the lil influencer have to not go outside to make 'sponsored content' during a war and a pandemic?

My heart truly goes out to him...

05.03.2026 10:49 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ok i know you would still love me if i were a worm but babe, would you still love me if i started a podcast?

05.03.2026 10:08 πŸ‘ 104 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

Just remembered when Cork folk tried to claim 'yurt' as their own.

I did not and still will not stand for such Limerick erasure.

05.03.2026 09:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

At least they have their own slang now. I remember a time they tried to claim Limericks 'yurt' as their own. I did not stand for such erasure.

05.03.2026 09:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A post in the UK Comedy gig list forum

Anonymous participant: Hi all,
I’m looking for comedians for Wednesday 1st April for a comedy night at a pub in Milton Keynes. If interested please comment and we will contact you

Anonymous participant 578 (me): Yeah sure, DM me

Anonymous participant: I’m unable to message as your anonymous

Anonymous participant 578 (me): I'll DM you then

Anonymous participant 578 (me): I’m unable to message as your anonymous

A post in the UK Comedy gig list forum Anonymous participant: Hi all, I’m looking for comedians for Wednesday 1st April for a comedy night at a pub in Milton Keynes. If interested please comment and we will contact you Anonymous participant 578 (me): Yeah sure, DM me Anonymous participant: I’m unable to message as your anonymous Anonymous participant 578 (me): I'll DM you then Anonymous participant 578 (me): I’m unable to message as your anonymous

I anonymously applied to an anonymous gig and we have found ourselves at an impasse.

04.03.2026 23:18 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Your comment didn’t just boost my engagement; it rewired my DNA. 🧬

While others sleep, we’re building empires in the comments section. 🏰

A like is a handshake, but a comment? That’s a merger. 🀝

Let’s scale this dopamine to the moon! πŸ“ˆ

Agree? πŸš€
# Synergy # Scale # Grind # Legacy

04.03.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0