lil’ sequatchie

i will not be falling for Dave Matthews propaganda

is this…. real?

“what does constitution mean?”

my only problem with this (as a snake lover) is snake musk smells sooooo bad

it would be stinky af in there

manifesting an A on this exam because i’ve been studying for a week and it would be embarrassing to get anything less than xoxoxo

marked safe from knowing the disco biscuits drama

i took Benadryl once and woke up walking around my house in the middle of the night and have been terrified to ever take it again lol

that’s what i thought but i am in denial 😭😭😭

I’m not sure if people keep them as pets but they feed on earthworms, slugs, and snails!

maybe a tad? they are a very small species

love ring necks! you should look up pacific rings - their bellies are so vibrant!

honestly one of my favorite species

I want to find a yellow rat

always ♥️

hahahaha thankfully I’ve never had a milkshake that bites 😂

I’m actually not sure! These are a burrowing species that live on earthworms and slugs because they have such small mouths

Ironically, I’ve never been bit by a rat snake! They can act sassy cut usually don’t act on it BUT corn snakes and milkshakes are another story…

😭😭😭😭 damn it

do y’all think i can buy flowers for my porch yet or is this fake spring (i’m a southern)

grief so strange and unpredictable

give panic a shot

Hey, where do you live? This looks more like a dekay’s brown snake to me! But an awesome guess!!

The pictures below are an adult and juvenile black rat snake!

Montana panic!!!

It’s over $3 here in Tennessee now

flipped an eastern wormsnake

so dang cute

so sad and angry about what our country is doing to innocent civilians

it’s terrifying how easy cruelty is for this administration with a lack of remorse

so fucking scary

banana bread with extra dark chocolate chips in the oven :-)

the lizard is an insane find!!! so cool

Gen Z kids clearly have never been to the bowling alley on their dad’s custody weekend and been yelled at about bowling etiquette

she said just add her on insta and shoot her a message!

her insta is @anne_masta94

:-)

I just reached out to make sure she’s still doing them and once she replies - I’ll shoot you a DM!!