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I never got the mumps, the measles or polio. That is a pretty big freaking benefit.

It all makes sense now.

I am convinced that Epstein was not a financier. He was just a sex trafficking scumbag.

I really liked the Superman movie. The Justice Gang was a cool name.

I can't wait till his grindr account is leaked.

Why can't this guy go swimming in raw sewage every day of the week?

ice cube is wearing a plaid shirt and looking at the camera with a serious look on his face . ALT: ice cube is wearing a plaid shirt and looking at the camera with a serious look on his face .

This timeline is so jacked up that an alleged war criminal is nominating a court adjudicated rapist for a Nobel Peace Prize.

In other news, the sun rises in the east.

Cause they have lost all credibility?

I am okay with RFK Jr drinking raw milk and injecting himself with whatever to make himself stronger.

That mofo's reckless actions are going to result in a lot of needless deaths.

I don't understand how Ted Cruz won one election. He is universally hated.

Is that shitbird Jake Tapper starting a hit job book?

I said "I hope it rains today."

If it rains today, will I be charged with a felony?

Is that me controlling the weather?

MTG is so stupid. If we could cause catastrophic flooding there would definitely be flooding in Florida, specifically, Mar-A-Lago.

Those freaking monsters just voted to kill 16 million Americans and they are cheering about it.

2 republicans voted against and 2 republicans didn't vote.

Disgusting.

@govpritzker.illinois.gov If the GOP guts Medicaid, I no longer want to pay into the system.

I would also like a refund for all the money I paid into it.

I care about my fellow humans more than the GOP, but obviously they aren't using the money the way it is supposed to be used.

I am so sick of not being able to shop anywhere.

Treat your employees decently. Don't destroy the environment. And pay your freaking taxes.

You'll still be rich. For real.

I don't think I am in purgatory with my husband with my cats with most of my family and friends.

That does not track.

Tim Scott is a lying piece of shit.

These people are so freaking pathetic.

The late stage syphilis has advanced.

The supreme court justices are so fucking stupid that they can't envision anything bad happening to them or their family.

Republicans to the poor & sick in their states: please just die.

You've lived long enough.

Dude - you are not Keanu Reeves.

No - I am not going to DM you.

Sure. I am currently dating both Pedro Pascal & Jason Momoa but I think I can fit you in my dance card.

#GeneralStrike across the US for as long as it takes. Lets start July 7, 2025.

Stock up today. Fill your cars up.

Don't buy anything. Don't work.

I am ready. I am scared, but lets do it.

I am so sorry that happened to you. I wish we live in a world that believed in empathy.

How do you know I am not acting?