At some point on TF I mentioned my friend who was once dating a girl who used to kiss her dog on the lips and one time after she kissed her dog she kissed him, and he was pretty sure there was a dog hair in his mouth. Anyway it turns out said woman’s dad is now running as a reform councillor
Only in the World Baseball Classic do you get to see a 17 y/o HS kid throw to Aaron Judge and get him to hit into an inning ending double play!
aaron judge... not clutch when it counts?
I could force my way through it, I ended up just listening to a podcast about it (The Worst of All Possible Worlds). The second game stands really strongly on its own.
I’m running an Arbok on my team and I just got the Black Glasses, put them on him and said, “Hell yeah.”
Same. When Pikachu folded I realized that I needed Mankey to start punching better. He pulled me through.
It fucked me up so many times. I wasn’t familiar with Misty’s Starmie’s game.
fuck this world
Gonna do donuts in the OnCue parking lot with my cheeky Nissan Leaf.
thinking about noise misato again 😢
one google data center in virginia
two million gallons of water per day
information only released under court order & risk of contempt
Paris and Lemon from @rudetales.bsky.social be like
I’ve been listening to the No One Can Know About This podcast play through Final Fantasy III and it has made me really want to get back into FFXIV.
dazzle camouflage is back baby
top 5 all-time poster. “riding in a golf cart fatly” is outstanding
F1 driver Isack Hadjar posing for GQ France wearing an oversized black leather jacket and two bright red gloves
oh no they cuntified isack
Carlos is hotter than Leon and should be the one slutting it up in a new Resident Evil game.
A pitbull mix sits on the grass by the sidewalk with her eyes locked on a squirrel.
It’s a squirrel. Just kidding, it’s Magalene. But she did see a squirrel.
PREMIERING MARCH 17, the next great Rude Tale:
BLUE KINDNESS HIGH
Join us for Session Zero tomorrow on the main feed as GM Tim Platt and Ali, Bran, and Joe reveal the identities of these mysterious silhouettes…
Can I just double-check what Resident Evil is about because as someone who doesn't play it, what is going on here
I would really like to watch a new season on The Mole.
joined the @worstpossible.world crew to talk about the biggest news of the moment: season 4 of The Traitors
You would have loved my Geocities page about high school marching band gossip.
“They got money for wars, but can’t feed the poor”—Tupac
Nobody hates living veterans more than Republicans. Dead veterans they can exploit in videos. But living veterans with opinions and medical needs are literally offensive to conservatives.
Super Gogeta uses the Stardust Breaker to destroy Janemba
They would make so much money with Baja Blast flavored pens.
What fictional creature/villain traumatized you as a kid?
That time when the Planeteers were being force fed garbage seafood. Awful. AWFUL.
