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CRAZY Entitled Woke Charon DEMANDS Obol From Brave Centurion Killed In Action | Shocking Clips

05.03.2026 00:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

locals (girls like us) by underscores is chumbawumba tubthumping for zoomers

01.03.2026 20:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I dont care that capybara can have an orange on its head. I don't care that caybara is a beefy rat. it's not that cool. I've seen cooler stuff. go to hell

28.02.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

more like ulcerkill #thenewlevelsaretoostressful #ultrakill

26.02.2026 22:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

yeah it's pretty common

24.02.2026 20:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

spotify, apple podcasts, wherever I get my podcasts, it is no business of yours...

20.02.2026 04:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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we're a long way from portraying sex responsibly in movies but an easy first step would be to have them play at 2x speed and end with this sound effect

11.02.2026 18:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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youtu.be/Ix-AMYos0Js?...

24.01.2026 21:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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this post got two botted likes from SEO accounts

23.01.2026 03:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think SEO marketing and article paywalls are partly to blame for the perceived utility of LLMs. Like if it was easy to get a recipe or a list of 90s romcoms from Google without subscriptions and obstructive fluff text, people would not be half as impressed by ChatGPT

22.01.2026 21:24 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

you major bed now lion net

16.01.2026 04:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

funniest regular feature of the traitors is the cast trying to guess the gender of a person based on how they knock on door

10.01.2026 03:11 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

a bit late but I'm gonna predict some states will start flirting with secession in 2026

08.01.2026 16:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

abolishing the domestic terror group ICE is the moderate position at this point

07.01.2026 20:11 πŸ‘ 6729 πŸ” 1207 πŸ’¬ 45 πŸ“Œ 13

"our democracy is sacred" and it turns out the mayor of Denver can just install spy cameras all over the city and nobody can tell him no because he's already elected

31.12.2025 15:43 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"we have to fight for American Democracy" and American Democracy is a binary choice between Republican Dr. Oz and Democrat John Fetterman, and then it turns out Fetterman is a Republican, and then Dr. Oz becomes the Administrator for the Centers of Medicare & Medicaid Services

31.12.2025 15:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

do people feel embarrassed saying "we must preserve our democracy" when the democracy is just a yearly pageant where you pick a lesser evil from a short list of pre-approved freaks and losers

31.12.2025 15:43 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

thinking about drawing. a political cartoon where Donald Trump being subservient to Putin. maybe a maid outfit or a puppy mask. and Putin is making him eat Lies Kibble out of his hand.

God I hate those guys so much. disgusting pure evil.

and maybe trump has a diaper on in the cartoon too

31.12.2025 04:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

men love saying some shit like "why thank you good sir!" it actually feels really good for them. it's the male version of busting a nut

30.12.2025 15:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

anime's portrayl of women is almost always unwatchable. it's negative social impact is on par with porn and superhero movies.

29.12.2025 21:37 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

wait this happened to me too

29.12.2025 16:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the Wokerine be like "hey bub (gender neutral term of address) I'm the best there is at what I do, and what I do best ain't pretty by heteronormative standards" and then his claws are syringes of HRT

24.09.2025 22:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

oh my bad you're right, I read the article about a week ago so it wasn't fresh in my memory.

so she did actually cause some harm. she was also fired from doordash, because of course she was!

but there's a reason why this went viral more than any other recent story of recklessness or food poisoning

24.12.2025 00:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

yeah of course!

also, this random gig worker shouldn't have been turned into a national villain-of-the-day.

the willingness of people to hate this irrelevant stranger for the crime of *almost* accidentally hurting someone indicates some notably evil cultural biases!

24.12.2025 00:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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not to be flippant but people get poisoned every day and it does not go viral like this. check out iwaspoisoned.com and see how frequent the reports are!

I think the story went viral because it successfully invoked outrage despite the fact that it's irrelevant to the lives of most people who saw it

23.12.2025 23:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

was it dating a sex offender that turned her Republican or was it the thing that happened to her cousin's balls

21.12.2025 20:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
ring camera footage of doordash driver using pepper spray

ring camera footage of doordash driver using pepper spray

she was trying to pepper spray a spider, which is dumb, but it's not NATIONAL NEWS why am I HEARING ABOUT THIS?!?! why is anyone talking about it??

(I think I know the answer and it is evil!!)

19.12.2025 20:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

if you add testicles that’s extra

18.12.2025 17:16 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like it had zippy writing that kept you engaged but it mostly failed to have any themes besides a shallow take on "bad guys can change"

01.12.2025 16:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
yep it's a Malort advent calendar alright

yep it's a Malort advent calendar alright

"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny

15.11.2025 00:54 πŸ‘ 2836 πŸ” 869 πŸ’¬ 68 πŸ“Œ 147