Eidetic Geometry

I'm playing STS2, wife is watching Glenn Beck interview AI George Washington... life couldn't be better

Hey what the heck, someone stole my idea

poopr the everything app

It’s also social media, rate your friends toilet, poopr wrapped

poopr it’s uber for using someone’s toilet

The world

the human body is amazing.. nobody taught it that looking at the phone and touching the phone feels good... it just KNOWS!!

entrapranure lmfao…

Dick pic with the credit card scan overlay

Some positive energy today: you’re all such baddies, I’d throw away my life for any of you. My wife and son? My job? Everyone I know and love? I’d leave it all in an instant, if any of you asked. If you just whispered it.

“any suggestions” 💡😃☝️
“besides trenbolone candy vapes” 🤔

Im envisioning the variety of women who will romance me, their various Ethnicities, etc, when the Dark Net Injectables make me 1 inch taller

Picture of the sun

Closeup picture of the sun

Sun was great today

You must take me to a website the way you are L

Really wish I could remove followers on here. I’m about to break 100 but like 90 of them got on here for 5 days, followed 30,000 accounts, reposted a bunch of politics stuff, and logged off forever

38yo dispassionate manager to 21yo new grad, both have been at the company 1 month: Listen, I’m not going to force you to drink the PoopyPop, but I’ve been in this line of work for a while, and if you’re not optimizing your gut biome, your productivity will lag and you’ll get crushed like a bug

Scientists have discovered something that is like a good book

Doppler ultrasound on my nuts and it’s phonk

(negging) that’s actually normal

*gets nerfed*

(texting my instacart shopper) Your vitals are stable but I can see your heart rate spike whenever you walk by a girl. Focus, agent

Shopper: It's just so painful. I see her face wherever I go

Me: You're the best. You will win her back

Shopper: (picking up cereal) I'm the best

new medication got me using exclamation points in Teams

Programming jobs have suddenly gone from RPGs to idle games

*lionizes you*

the idea of eating in the grocery store seems almost obscene.. as if we're not supposed to acknowledge why we buy the food

I have abundant dental coverage options
The right dental plan finds me easily
I am the kind of person who is always covered
Excellent dental benefits flow into my life effortlessly
I attract generous, high-quality dental coverage
Dental plans compete to serve me

Oh no… be careful Grassy!

standing in the kitchen arms folded wide ass stance watching avatar on the smart fridge screen

Think of it like statistically unbiased, as in based on a large amount of historical data. And yes you can think of this like a prediction market that is accurate given currently known information

correct