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Jacques Couteau

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Like a copy editor or a sous chef, I’m behind the scenes making a difference but my name never appears on the final product. I like it that way.

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Been working on this for a while. Hit all three measured goals every day.

03.04.2025 22:06 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is it all right with you if I mostly share good news, silly jokes and guarded hope? I need those more than grieving.

03.04.2025 18:31 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Eef you hef to say you are keeng, you are not keeng.”

17.01.2025 17:44 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes, and it wasn’t even me doing the crossword. It was my girlfriend asking for help because the clues and the answers were so far-fetched.

17.01.2025 03:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Mercy sakes alive. The spirit of Chip Davis is running wild.

17.01.2025 03:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Remember when _USA Today_ was the only national newspaper with no gravitas?

17.01.2025 01:29 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Any policy that privileges cishet white men over others who aren’t all three is an admission of inferiority.

16.01.2025 15:16 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“What are the minimum crew requirements?”

“Well, one, I suppose.”

16.01.2025 14:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If it wasn’t for bad faith, they wouldn’t have no faith at all.

16.01.2025 13:47 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Specifically eastbound?

15.01.2025 15:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The phrase “aspiring David Brooks” gives me shudders. It evokes images of smug, ignorant privilege—as if the 405 offers all the contemplative opportunities of the rural Rockies.

15.01.2025 15:15 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

[Seagull side eye] Nice.

15.01.2025 14:33 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Most people fail to recognize Socratic irony and leap immediately to utter credulity or knee-jerk nihilism. The responses here are clear signs we have reached the post-ironic age.

15.01.2025 14:16 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I was having a White Russian when I tripped on this thread.

02.12.2024 02:10 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0