Girlfriend

I could take the lsat again

“No loads refused” is in my head more than my social security number

Becoming increasingly clear that we live in the planescape dnd setting

Truly goated

It’s a good brand

Dmb rules

One battle after another is Amarcord for Americans.

My theory about chat bots is that while they themselves are not sentient, they allow demons and malicious entities to pierce the veil and prey on the minds of spiritually weak humans. A oujia board for morons and sycophants

Big tranny accounts on micro blogging platforms are sort of the 40k Rogue Traders of the internet

Like the opposite of a catastrophe. Where everything is wrong but through freak accident thing suddenly become good

Despite everything, I think things are on the brink of being very good and normal and peaceful

Weed addict in your replies, what’s up

you might think that being a woman is all about how you dress, how you act. maybe it's even how you look. this is incorrect.

being a woman is all about being a hater

Oh your weight is 8000 lbs? That is so sad, if only there were a way to reduce the mass

Single issue voter: Everyone should be required to wear an ankle weight that weighs your net worth in dollars divided by 10 million.

I wish doom guy was real and ideologically aligned with me

Care about this (gesticulates vulgarity)

I think if the political class draws more than 5 minutes of the average persons attention per day, it should trigger a no confidence election and none of the current office holders or people who voted for them should be allowed to participate

Suck my cock orb gazer

Farts are stinky as hell, probably going to poop sometime. Soon perhaps

Gotta keep deck of cards on you. It’s a great way to shut down idle chitchat under the guise of playfulness. It’s also a good way to win some money from boring people

Sure it is

And yet you shit big, interesting

I’m seeking revenge for the dumpler

die hard is a metroidvania

Getting an id is so god damn hard. The social security office made me get the maiden name of the orderly that cleaned the room after I was born

Suck my dick motherfucker

Vaccines

My understanding is that they’re all bullshit and you either like the bullshit or do not like it