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PONIES on peacock leaving me in shock with the lesbian sex… twila butch!!!

it’s so fucking embarrassing to say i graduated from this university

trying not to spiral as everything feels hopeless and my job is making me sad and stressed and my cat is sick but we only know what it’s Not and it’s expensive to move and i feel terrified of the future

A composite of MASS EFFECT characters, aligned with a Tweet. Shepard, as depicted on the cover of MASS EFFECT 3, is standing off to the left of the picture. A speech bubble over her head contains a Tweet from a Twitter account with the username stillnogf and the display name "phil", published 26 March 2021 at 3:03 PM, reading, "I gotta stop flirting 😭 i got 6 pussies to eat tomorrow". In the right-hand part of the image are 6 major characters of the asari species, who universally resemble blue human women with cephalopod tails for hair. The characters are: — Liara T'Soni (white suit with blue collar) — Benezia (black headpiece) — Consort Sha'ira (white and red dress) — Shiala (black armour) — Aria T'Loak (white jacket) — Samara (red facial ornamentation)

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The circle is now complete.

just teared up at how much i love star wars and how glad i am that i never engaged with the fanbase so it hasn’t been tainted for me ❤️

now that is some good bull

i would give up anything for my mommy to feel okay again :(

depends on if you’re visiting actual houston (relatively safe) or one of the surrounding suburbs!

my femme asking me random football questions while she watches the game is so funny. i love being her own personal google for sports

all i want is to be home with my femme and my two cats and have our perfect little family

was sad for a moment but then i remembered in 7 weeks ill be hanging out with some of my best friends and celebrating my femme’s bday and suddenly life is worth living again

the world may be cruel but i went to a trans support group tonight and was the youngest person there by about a decade and it was so incredible to see trans adults with successful careers and lives. i love my community so much

[listens to nothing but Sabrina Carpenter for the past week]
I think an extremely chivalrous butch lesbian needs to show this girl the time of her life I think it could change horny pop music forever

yeah maybe 🙄

just thought about how miserable my life would be if i had never met my partner and started crying tear of joy about how lucky i am

MEOW.EXE

Castlevania Nocturne Season 2 is finally here !
#castlevanianocturne #castlevanianocturnes2

my wife? i will repeat myself always and be so patient because she is everything that is good and loving and deserves only kidness and patience. everyone else? it takes no more than 5 minutes to piss me off

my patience for people who aren’t my wife has grown so thin

It’s funny Zuck says “I started building social media to give people a voice” when in fact, he started building social media to publicly rate the hotness of undergrads.

watching a baby/toddler is so crazy. like that’s a tiny human learning motor skills and cognition and problem solving

as in, idk if he’s ego lifting and just deciding to use the momentum of his body to lift rather than isolating his muscles and lifting less

man at the gym doing high rows incorrectly idk if i should tell him or not

spending 6 days with my parents really did a toll on the progress i had about feeling neutral about my body/weight

i went to greece in 2023 and all i was thinking while in athens was “this is just like odyssey” so i get it

i would pay so much money to see megan thee stallion, glorilla, and doechii live

it’s okay it’s funny. just also incredibly embarrassing

i used to be good back in high school but then i got multiple concussions and that information has been knocked out of my brain