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Not the sissy porn soundtracked by Near Dark by Burial, bro

02.09.2023 06:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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5X5 FRIDAYYYYOU KNOW THE DRILL

25.08.2023 23:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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5X5 FRIDAY

18.08.2023 20:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Happy 5x5 Friday!!!

11.08.2023 16:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That new Olivia Rodrigo song... My jaw literally dropped... Best pop song I've heard in a long time.

11.08.2023 16:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sorry this is all this account is right now lol

05.08.2023 18:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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5x5 Friday... Ona Saturday? For the past month???

05.08.2023 18:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tommy Pickles' voice actress was born on 9/11

01.08.2023 20:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Post Malone dropped an album and no one said a DAMN THING lol ๐Ÿ˜ญ

30.07.2023 19:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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WEEKLY

28.07.2023 13:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

That one scene with Hari Nef in Barbie almost made me cry :')

21.07.2023 07:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Wikipedia article for the Cuckfield village in England

Wikipedia article for the Cuckfield village in England

I went to cuckfield & everyone knew you

19.07.2023 05:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah I think it's cause of The Flaming Lips song on it... And also The Dandy Warhol's theme... Which is ROUGH

18.07.2023 19:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I THINK ART TEACHERS SUCK

17.07.2023 15:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Omg that's such a stacked show ๐Ÿฅน

17.07.2023 06:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Newman & Jerry Seinfeld

Newman & Jerry Seinfeld

Hold on Newman, you would eat a diva cup if it were deep fried in chocolate sauce

17.07.2023 01:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Joey from Friends in the kitchen with a if what is either marinara sauce or, more likely, period blood

Joey from Friends in the kitchen with a if what is either marinara sauce or, more likely, period blood

Joey after emptying Rachel's Diva Cup

17.07.2023 01:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Threads (1984) - a charred corpse atop a pile of rubble after multiple nukes are dropped

Threads (1984) - a charred corpse atop a pile of rubble after multiple nukes are dropped

when I eat 2 volcano tacos

17.07.2023 01:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Alec Baldwin as Jack Donaghy in 30 Rock

Alec Baldwin as Jack Donaghy in 30 Rock

Tina Fey as Liz Lemon in 30 Rock eating a sandwich filled with period blood and getting it all over her face

Tina Fey as Liz Lemon in 30 Rock eating a sandwich filled with period blood and getting it all over her face

Jack: "Lemon, have you seen my Diva Cup sandwich anywhere?"
Liz:

17.07.2023 01:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This sounds great honestly, but kinda fucked to do it on his death specifically, instead of, idk, his birthday (which would've been 70 years two years earlier). Do you have pics of the other wrappers?

14.07.2023 19:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Oh, it's Friday? Time for my weekly 5x5 ๐Ÿ˜Ž oopa holly style

14.07.2023 19:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Article with the headline "New Disclosure Album Alchemy, Out This Friday, Has No Features And No Samples" features album artwork with a painting of the two members sitting on what appears to be a couch surrounded by vines that form the shape of their logo (the logo appears 3 times among the vines).

Article with the headline "New Disclosure Album Alchemy, Out This Friday, Has No Features And No Samples" features album artwork with a painting of the two members sitting on what appears to be a couch surrounded by vines that form the shape of their logo (the logo appears 3 times among the vines).

No features: ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
No samples: ๐Ÿ˜ž

12.07.2023 22:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

***started improving

12.07.2023 04:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"tits or ass" bro, shut the fuck up

12.07.2023 01:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Burp Reynolds

12.07.2023 01:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Rolling Stone's ranking of every Taylor Swift song. At #230, they have "Macavity" from the film adaptation of Cats. The description reads: "This one will be tough to explain to future generations, but here goes: So they made this Hollywood movie out of the Broadway musical Cats. Full of magic, furry, singing cats. So much fur. So much magic. Taylor plus felines โ€” it should add up to classic cinema, right? Not quite."

Rolling Stone's ranking of every Taylor Swift song. At #230, they have "Macavity" from the film adaptation of Cats. The description reads: "This one will be tough to explain to future generations, but here goes: So they made this Hollywood movie out of the Broadway musical Cats. Full of magic, furry, singing cats. So much fur. So much magic. Taylor plus felines โ€” it should add up to classic cinema, right? Not quite."

Idk seems pretty easy to explain, in fact, you just did it right now

11.07.2023 20:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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lmao what the hell is this

11.07.2023 18:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Charles Sobhraj Wikipedia

Charles Sobhraj Wikipedia

Statue depicting Charles Sobhraj at the O'Coqueiro Restaurant, Porvorim, India

Statue depicting Charles Sobhraj at the O'Coqueiro Restaurant, Porvorim, India

Why do they have a statue of a serial killer at this restaurant in India

11.07.2023 15:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A man points to himself and says "my favourite genres of music are electroswing and video game soundtracks." The man he's telling it to cringes, grabs him by the shoulder and says "you are a terrible person." The Electroswing man says "I volunteer every day in a soup kitchen." The other man replies "I'm sorry, but you're irreparably evil."

A man points to himself and says "my favourite genres of music are electroswing and video game soundtracks." The man he's telling it to cringes, grabs him by the shoulder and says "you are a terrible person." The Electroswing man says "I volunteer every day in a soup kitchen." The other man replies "I'm sorry, but you're irreparably evil."

11.07.2023 13:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 702 ๐Ÿ” 115 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20 ๐Ÿ“Œ 21