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this depends heavily on which ones

11.03.2026 20:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my PDA profile diagnosis is very intrigued by this title.

11.03.2026 15:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it just occurred to me that the scando "y" is actually the same e-while-your-lips-make-an-o sound that french people make when they are trying to decide what word to use next.

"y etait une fois un euhhhhhh....un ours."

06.03.2026 15:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

why would you argue with run DMC about anything, but especially about their adiddas?

06.03.2026 15:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

see, this is why i am not busy or important. it takes all that work!

04.03.2026 22:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
What was 'Pepsi' originally called?
What was 'Pepsi' originally called? YouTube video by Words Unravelled

fun fact @jesszafarris.com and @robwords.bsky.social !

billy COULD be a compaund swedish word. it would mean "car shelter." work on pronouncing that swedish y! (like the ew in chewy kinda)

can't wait to see you butcher lego now. so hard to say! danish!

(ly-go')

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jPj...

04.03.2026 15:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

jumpdeer love to pronk.

27.02.2026 15:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

no mention for the church of the subgenius @jesszafarris.com ?

25.02.2026 17:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"romance.

and sex and stuff."

18.02.2026 16:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@robwords.bsky.social i just started the new episode, and boy are you in for it. i can't wait to hear @jesszafarris.bsky.social cackle at the shade of your face. this should make the morning just fly by. chef's kiss.

18.02.2026 16:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*weird al voice* stay in your lane!

18.02.2026 15:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i may be moving to lund next year, so i'll see you at a robwords live, god-willing someday!

18.02.2026 14:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i used to fall asleep watching time team every night. bless. <3

12.02.2026 23:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's the piano performance equivalent of david attenborough's voice.

12.02.2026 23:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's the piano performance equivalent of david attenborough's voice.

12.02.2026 22:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@jesszafarris.bsky.social and @robwords.bsky.social:
i love how the music on this channel is a comforting, meandering idea of what would happen if the charlie brown piano guy slowly reinterpreted that song about how happiness is finding a skate key. genuinely calming and enjoyable.

12.02.2026 22:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

@robwords.bsky.social apropos of lagom, and some other swedish words in this episode (well done btw, good on ya for picking some up!), wanted to share that my swedish teacher told me that the only word she could think of where the stress wasn't on the first syllable was "pizza."

12.02.2026 21:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lean in. mohawk.

27.01.2026 16:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OH MY GOD

19.12.2025 16:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@jesszafarris.bsky.social and @robwords.bsky.social ...i'm pretty sure that rehellenization is lowkey the dirtiest word in this episode. what's it a euphemism for? sounds filthy.

17.12.2025 14:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i knew i loved you, bill.

16.12.2025 15:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

proud of you, corbett. i'll watch a riff in your honor. your choice, what riff means the most to you? do you remember which is your first sober riff?

10.12.2025 14:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

does it also have genghis kahn's DNA, like the rest of us?

26.11.2025 16:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@robwords.bsky.social danish does use base-20! it is not easy working at the student union as an exchange student and doing head math and then asking someone for "five and half-fives" crowns. you have five (times 20) and the "half-" part is like telling time in some places--one before, or "ninety."

26.11.2025 16:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hey @robwords.bsky.social and or @jesszafarris.bsky.social ,
what are your favorite words or phrases that have fallen completely out of usage and are no longer immediately understandable? feel free to answer via episode :v

12.11.2025 20:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

boy i feel your pain @robwords.bsky.social --as a 5'6" man, i grew up playing as a forward, yet the only two bones i've ever broken (nose and arm) were in my limited experience....as a goalkeeper.

i finished both matches, obviously. both happened during squeaky bum time.

12.11.2025 20:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is like, peak achewood

31.10.2025 11:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

19 oughties? still not true, but not AS wrong.

15.10.2025 19:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

can't believe they called all those generals back to give them the weirdest timeshare pitch i've ever seen.

01.10.2025 17:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@robwords.bsky.social @jesszafarris.bsky.social heard you say "a rendering of caesar" and waited with baited breath for the "that which is caesar's" follow through. still waiting.

always wanted to see an action movie where the one-liner was "render THIS unto caesar, BITCH!"

also still waiting.

11.09.2025 14:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0