Shawna from Sex Siopa

To the guys using that one photo of Patrick Bateman on their dating profiles - what exactly is your end goal there, Champ?

A screen shot of Sexsiopa store, showing the Koda Butt plug set

Wherever I can I like to buy my toys and props from indy sellers, and @sexsiopa.bsky.social is one of my favourite people, especially when she stocks stuff like this 😁

You win a cookie if you can guess who gets to play with these 😂

Her attempts to teach them how to fact check were thwarted by the fact that step 1 was "check the comment section"... on a FB post.

It finally happened. My parents argued with my sister for several minutes that the very clearly AI generated images they found on FB of unmasked firefighters shielding a box of hedgehogs and saving a cougar from the LA fires were, in fact, real.

Dear Nintendo, from the bottom of my heart I'm begging you to name a level in the next Mario Kart "Cherry Tomato Bridge."

Go raibh maith agatomato,
Shawna

More than you deserve.

An antique print featuring the Crystal Palace in England and what seems to be large lizard/ dog like creatures that represent what the victorians thought dinosaurs used to look like.

People: Shawna, you own a spicy toy shop! You must have a very adventurous and ever-present sex life.

Me: (spending my evenings watching online antique auctions so I can buy framed prints of what Victorians thought dinosaurs looked like).....yes....👀

Photo of a scene from miracle on 34th street

It's winter and the fact that men could be dressing like this yet choose not to is misogyny

New year, same you.

Some sort of tortie called Everything Bagel! 🥯😍

Nothing has made me laugh quite as hard this week as listening to @mattlieb.bsky.social explaining to Hollywood legend and icon Debra Winger why he and Daniel refer to the Bad Hasbara listeners as "hogs."

Aw Jesus! That'd probably kill the poor fella. There wasn't any damage done to my car so it's all good. I just thought it was a funny interaction. I asked him to back up so I could see if my bumper got crunched, and he didn't understand. Not even sure if he knew he hit me.

Aw. Nothing like getting rear ended at a stop light by an octogenarian and being told "you're grand, keep moving" like it was your fault. Christ what I wouldn't give for a slice of that man's audacity.

The amount of folks I've seen quitting their art professionally, because the kind of art they produce is beholden to the TT algo is astounding.

Whoever gave straight men access to the phrase "casual but consistent" on dating apps needs to be shot out of a canon aimed directly at the window of a thumb tack / mouse trap factory.

"and Thatcherism, which did NOT die"

Attended Silent Cinema in Galway last night to watch 100 year old p0rn with about 30 other strangers. Can confirm: nothing changes in human desire. We loved lesbian nuns then, and we love them now.

Aw shucks! 💕

If anyone is wondering what the deal is with my cover photo, I was hitting off my sister's vape before we got in the river and I decided I needed to be John Everett Millais's Ophelia....but with Crocs.

Absolutely not. Even if the gemstones are flush, you'd still have to deal with bacteria cultivating in the settings. Also I'm anti-monarchy so...

In the spirit of prioritizing #selfcare and more me time in the new year, I've booked myself a double bill of Nosferatu and Babygirl, so I can go home after and absolutely blast the bean off myself.