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trying my best, figuring it out along the way. πŸ©·πŸ’œπŸ’™

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Shall we circle back to this, also

04.02.2026 19:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wait I genuinely thought that scene from Loot was made up for over-exaggerated comedic effect what do you mean it's based on a REAL MOMENT

04.02.2026 14:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ash ragin'

03.02.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Metacritic rating of 91, lauded across the board, gets paid pittance.

01.02.2026 21:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also not being funny but the GRAMMYs truly hate women, what do you mean the second highest rated album by any female artist in 2025 gets ZERO awards

01.02.2026 21:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I curse everything I'm so sorry

01.02.2026 21:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

✨ manifesting a hayley williams GRAMMYs sweep ✨

01.02.2026 18:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

I know everything is terrible but the funniest thing I've seen on the internet this week is a man who was RAGING at the TFL for allowing Theragun adverts on the Tube.

He was confusing them with Theranos.

31.01.2026 14:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s hard to imagine someone more universally enjoyed than Catherine O’Hara where the opinions range from β€œI like her and her work” to β€œI love her and her work” and that’s a pretty good legacy

30.01.2026 18:19 πŸ‘ 3850 πŸ” 535 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 16
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The CCA goes bust, entering liquidation All staff are being made redundant and operations are ceasing with β€œimmediate effect”

🚨 BREAKING: The CCA is "No longer able to continue operating and is entering liquidation."

Tomorrow we're publishing the inside story of how it all went wrong for the arts organisation - read our first report and sign up below πŸ‘‡
www.glasgowbell.co.uk/cca-liquidat...

30.01.2026 14:45 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 17

Once again, transphobia is a hatred peddled by a tiny amount of people with massive influence.

86% of normal folk want the ponds to stay inclusive. 90% reject trans segregation.

29.01.2026 11:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

AI use is such coworker slop core and I hate being one of the few people I know irl that refuses to use it and hates how normalised it is now.

To quote that Scottish TikTokker whatsername: whatever happened to just... having a think?

28.01.2026 14:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just started doing new data analysis and I know I keep saying this, but: I really, really don't think people appreciate how much this moral panic was a deliberate and extremely expensive invention.

28.01.2026 03:12 πŸ‘ 4538 πŸ” 1975 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 54

They can still tamper in elections, spread misinformation, allow for people (esp older people) to be scammed, etc etc etc. Nothing changes for them.

27.01.2026 09:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The social media owners will be celebrating that they don't have to undergo any sort of actual regulation or make any changes to their content or moderation AND they only have to lose their least valuable customers who don't have credit cards etc under their own name.

27.01.2026 09:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Social media bans for kids is a cynical way to allow governments to appear like they're regulating platforms, but they're actually only forcing these billionaires to lose customers from a base who don't have individual spending powers.

27.01.2026 09:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot from the Graham Linehan Facebook page, dated January 26, 2017. 

"Here's something to watch for: sub-par entertainers/hacks etc smelling that sweet right wing sucker money and making their move."

A screenshot from the Graham Linehan Facebook page, dated January 26, 2017. "Here's something to watch for: sub-par entertainers/hacks etc smelling that sweet right wing sucker money and making their move."

Nine years to the day since Graham Linehan foresaw his own fate.

26.01.2026 09:00 πŸ‘ 4758 πŸ” 1038 πŸ’¬ 54 πŸ“Œ 33
A screenshot of WhatsApp:

Ash: SebastiΓ‘n, I have one very pressing question.
SebastiΓ‘n Di Martino: Let me know
Ash: Are jaguar soft?
SebastiΓ‘n Di Martino: They are very soft (two hearts on the answer)

A screenshot of WhatsApp: Ash: SebastiΓ‘n, I have one very pressing question. SebastiΓ‘n Di Martino: Let me know Ash: Are jaguar soft? SebastiΓ‘n Di Martino: They are very soft (two hearts on the answer)

Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.

25.01.2026 23:13 πŸ‘ 15179 πŸ” 2858 πŸ’¬ 209 πŸ“Œ 224

Those pieces of legislation were lazy plasters over a wound that should've been cleaned, dressed and stitched back up years ago.

23.01.2026 09:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And no, banning kids from social media nor asking for age verification isn't anywhere near decent regulation and actually does way more harm than good.

23.01.2026 09:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We are already decades behind regulating social media sites that have been around 20+ years. As soon as AI started becoming more accessible early last year I knew we would get this kind of propaganda, and sadly even worse, with zero being done about it. We simply cannot wait two more decades.

23.01.2026 09:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sorry F1 got nominated for BEST PICTURE?!?!?

22.01.2026 14:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

...picked a belter of a year to go to iceland for the first time (in march)

πŸ™ƒ

21.01.2026 16:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh amazing, thank you for letting me know!

20.01.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

can't submit due to the accidental fisherman behind me but hey, I can join in online anyway :)

20.01.2026 19:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes because we clearly have zero artists or an already established mural trail by artists in the city of Glasgow. Nor do we have a world famous art school or anything.

Disgusting behaviour by the council.

20.01.2026 14:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Alaska Art Student Arrested for Eating Another Student’s AI-Generated Art in Protest A University of Alaska student was charged with a misdemeanor for eating another student's AI-generated art in protest.

eat the slop www.artnews.com/art-news/new...

18.01.2026 22:49 πŸ‘ 1310 πŸ” 232 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 46

American: makes insane claim about people in the UK

UK people: correct them

American: "I will not be taking commentary from people in the UK about this πŸ™ƒ

15.01.2026 22:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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For the people now blocked πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ

Incredible, no notes.

15.01.2026 22:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Lmaoooooo

15.01.2026 22:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0