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Assume The Position - Good Omens Edition!

#goodomens
#goodomensfanart
#goodomensNSFW
#assumetheposition

It may go even higher yet! Some people will opt to allow the 'Second Chance' second-place bidders a chance to donate and earn their reward, and there's also still craft bazaar stuff to count in! I'd say we'll be well over $10k before the end. 🥰

There was a moment when I perfectly genuinely thought that B was in response to A and not just incidentally placed after it by the feed overlords 😆 @ineffablesilver.bsky.social & @gleafer.bsky.social

Every single Good Omens auction on this list has at least one bid. Good job, fandom 🥂✨️

The actor David Tennant, a man wearing glasses, smiles and holds aloft a sign that reads “Will you sign the letter?” As Georgia Tennant chats to people stood behind at an event

We’ve seen some amazing feedback and support for the campaign this week, perhaps most importantly from the trans+ community themselves, although a couple of higher profile allies have really helped boost our message.

Thank you David and Georgia Tennant 🙏

The Golden Needle tag is now in play! We apply this tag to auctions that are still waiting for their first bid. Peruse these listings and find hidden treasure:

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pfff 😁 Have to hand it to the automod; that IS a pretty suggestive drawing of... um, wrestling 👀

Do you like my art? Want to tell me what to draw? Or have you been tearing your hair out trying to make a nice text message skin for your fic?

Fandom Trumps Hate bidding closes 7 March @ 8pm ET!
My auctions:
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Oh I've not even got as far as to be thinking in specifics I'm just perpetually shite at negotiating for money 🫠 It would be art though – fics take way too long; no way I could charge enough. I've played with the thought of paid streams or something too. All vague-future thoughts though...

If only I wasn't so bloody skint...! *flips table*

Stupid newbie question probably, but how do you get people to accept the rates though? Is it just a matter of getting well-respected/well-known enough, or not taking any shit, or...? (To be clear I've never really tried; I suspect I'd charge way too little or I'd be afraid nobody would pay 🫠)

Help
His wide eyes. 🥵
His lip and teeth! Fucking perfect!

GO fandom! Get this written! Stat!

the worlds not over
keep taking your meds
keep taking your HRT
keep scheduling surgeries
keep talking to friends
keep eating
keep sleeping
the worlds not over
you're still needed

Every time I see this in my feed I have to stop for a second or two to appreciate, and then suddenly 10-15 minutes have passed

This them?

#GoodOmens

I think I just died. 🫠 Thank you
Thanks to RavenMuse as well
halp

Every Wednesday I go to yoga with a retired gay man and then we go back to his house and eat the dinner his husband cooked for us while we were out, and when I told them some of the stuff the UK government are doing to trans people they literally said "it's happening again!"

there was another polaroid📷🖤 happy valentine’s day!

#GoodOmens #GoodOmensFanArt

Not to be THAT person, but remember S2 was supposed to be "quiet and romantic", so I'm not believing any promises until I can judge for myself.

*Celestial harmonies appear* 😂😂🥰🫠

Plus we all know how good Tumblr is at guessing which images have mature content in them, right? Watch out if your server posts too many nature photos vaguely open to interpretation; maybe Discord will mark you 18+ anyway

I wish this was even remotely legal where I live. The meds for ADHD are heavily restricted here; you can only legally be prescribed them if you have a dx of ADHD, you can only fill 1 month of your prescription at a time, you have to show ID and can't have anyone pick up your meds for you, good times

✨This piece went up on Patreon a few days ago…the week’s news may have affected my warmup choice. This is about how it feels to be living in the US right now. We’ll get back to some lighter/saucier fare in the next post, but for now…<gestures at everything>…sigh. Have a hurt and sad angel.

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Reminder NEVER to RSVP for any protest or action

We've removed the paywall from this guide so everyone can access it. 👇 Stay safe.

CACKLING
(Also, this is legit, would have fit in the show, 10/10 no notes)

Rode my bike into a post.
I saw the post perfectly fine, btw. I looked at it, thought, 'Lets not crash into that, old chap,' and then rode straight into it anyway. Got a nosebleed, the bruise of a lifetime on my solar plexus, what I suspect was a broken finger, and a massive slice of humble pie

Oh god oh lord are you telling me you're going to melt me with Hollanov as well now? I am *fucked*

The fish is sending me 😆😍 I'm LOVE