Oh, Jesus Christ. I'm doing workplace harassment training and I'm almost old enough to file age discrimination complaints.
Oh, Jesus Christ. I'm doing workplace harassment training and I'm almost old enough to file age discrimination complaints.
Kinda telling that the couple looks over 40 and the dudeβs beard is graying. Thatβs when you buy a house in the modern worldβif at all.
Just had to explain to my wifeβfamously not a film personβwhy βGoodbye Horsesβ is so culturally significant.
Tom Pelphry is great in Task, but Iβd love to see how much money they offered Jon Bernthal.
Itβs hard to feel bad for giant pharmaceutical companies, but man, Tylenol has caught some strays over the years.
Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
This is why the Devils still donβt have a Cup.
Gotta own those libs, baby.
Whenever βUse Meβ by Bill Withers comes on Iβm instantly back at Orlandoβs with @audacityofdespair.bsky.social.
Michael Scott after he accidentally bought a women's suit
this is why i tell people to try ready-to-wear first. custom is risky bc you can be out here railing against "white hippies and communists," but your tailor has you looking crazy without a breast pocket.
a woman in a blue skirt suit
a woman in a blue skirt suit
have only seen this on women's jackets bc of the difficulty of getting an out-breast pocket to lay correctly over a curved bust
stephen miller's tailor forgot to give him a breast pocket
Itβs the most perfect comedic timing possible. Itβs a masterclass in editing.
when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
Thereβs a fine line between CLINT EASTWOOD and CUNT EASTWOOD*.
*This observation is highly font-dependent.
The number of necklaces and/or bracelets a man wears is inversely proportional to his mental health.
The free market* at work!
*have to pay an extortionate bribe to an autocrat to say true things and continue operating
I walked 11 miles and burned over 900 calories today. All it takes is losing a kitten. Try my new fitness plan.
Talk is cheap. Time to act. Do something.
I suspect a downstream effect of everyone in this administration sincerely believing their own propaganda is that they thought LA was entirely effete Hollyweird sickos who would cry about pronouns as opposed to like, rude Chicano teens with full-chest Morrissey tattoos
Screenshot of a post on Truth Social from Donald Trump on 12 June 2025 at 9:43am EDT. Text reads: "Our great Farmers and people in the Hotel and Leisure business have been stating that our very aggressive policy on immigration is taking very good, long time workers away from them, with those jobs being almost impossible to replace. In many cases the Criminals allowed into our Country by the VERY Stupid Biden Open Borders Policy are applying for those jobs. This is not good. We must protect our Farmers, but get the CRIMINALS OUT OF THE USA. Changes are coming!"
Sounds like Trump has realized that demanding ICE meet arbitrary arrest quotas means they're only going to arrest the people in easy-to-find locations, and that it's hurting him politically
ICE agent at a workplace raid: βyou guys understand we have a signed warrant to be hereβ
Worker: βAnd hereβs my bag of f^cksβ
I forgot youβre there now. No wonder this is happening.
A short scroll warned of widespread wildfires, catastrophic flooding, rampant data privacy issues with airlines, and impending recession.
Call J.G. Wentworth
The best care a pet can get
@blankcheck.bsky.social Did anyone pitch βCasters of the Lost Podβ as the Spielberg title?
Whose idea was it to reboot Aerosmith? Yeah, you know the song.
Essential oils? Come on now. At most, theyβre optional oils.
And now βFast Car.β Hmm. Something fishyβs going on here.