R. Anthony Mahan

Good news: The Guinness World Record for longest movie premiere is 25 hours, so you should be fine.

Bad news: You cannot get a Guinness World Record and all the maternal pride that comes with it.

Tilly Norwood Missing, Last Seen Somewhere on Flash Drive — Hollywood Time$ Tilly Norwood, the future of acting in Hollywood, has been reported missing. FBI Director and energy drink endorser, Kash Patel, announced that he would lead the effort to find Norwood on this week’s ...

Tilly Norwood Missing, Last Seen Somewhere on Flash Drive

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Ghostface Fired from ‘Scream 8’ Amid Alleged Support of Ms. Rachel — Hollywood Time$ Beloved Gen X meta slasher Ghostface has been dropped from the next installment of the long-running Scream franchise. The firing took place shortly after it was reported that the killer’s official Ins...

Ghostface Fired from ‘Scream 8’ Amid Alleged Support of Ms. Rachel

New scoop from @goodatjob.com

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Bill Lawrence Spotted Slipping Eight New Comedy Pilots into Tim Cook’s Mailbox — Hollywood Time$ From a bush outside of Tim Cook’s 500,000 square foot mansion in La Quinta California, I can now confirm that Bill Lawrence was spotted slipping eight new comedy pilots into the Apple CEO’s mailbox, e...

Bill Lawrence Spotted Slipping Eight New Comedy Pilots into Tim Cook’s Mailbox

Guest Scoop by @brettskalicky.bsky.social

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"Mr. Speaker, I'm all for the bill, but shouldn't we tack on a pay raise for ourselves?"

comic by political cartoonist Gary Varvel depicting a man hearing about Greece sending ships to defend Cyprus from the Persians while turning his calendar and discovering the year is 499 BCE.

Like with Dinosaur Comics, even though you've gone on to bigger things it still makes me happy knowing there's a new SMBC every day.

He is, and he really likes The Simpsons.

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Season 2 Episode 35 - Frame 2413 out of 2739

We’re going to need a catalog of all the different Sicko variations at this rate.

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

Following BAFTA Controversy, BBC Promises to Only Allow Transphobic Slurs — Hollywood Time$ From a bush outside the Broadcasting House, London, I can now confirm that the BBC is issuing an apology for allowing a non-transphobic slur during the BAFTA broadcast. I caught up with John Terf, cha...

Following BAFTA Controversy, BBC Promises to Only Allow Transphobic Slurs

Guest Scoop by: @amityblamity.bsky.social

www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/following-bafta-controversy-bbc-promises-to-only-allow-transphobic-slurs

It's important, I need to be better at that. Good luck!

Digitamamon, an egg with legs that does not resemble Peter Lorre in the slightest.

The dub veered into official shitposting quite a bit, which I hated at the time but appreciate a lot more in hindsight. Like, sure, make this guy a Peter Lorre impression, why not.

PunkAgumon and ReggaePalmon

Sometimes I think about that bit in the dubbed anime where they're disguised as "PunkAgumon" and "ReggaePalmon" and they're supposed to be silly aliases but in the grand scheme of Digimon are they really? There's a ToyAgumon made of Legos, why can't there be PunkAgumon?

Red from Angry Birds, Missile from Ghost Trick, and Gex from Gex.

New Pokemon starters look great.

Meet the CAA Agent Who is Crocheting Blankets to Make Ends Meet — Hollywood Time$ From a bush outside of the CAA building, I can now confirm that up-and-coming CAA Agent, Todd Franklin, has taken up crocheting to stay afloat financially during these uncertain times in Hollywood. I ...

Meet the CAA Agent Who is Crocheting Blankets to Make Ends Meet
www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/meet-the-caa-agent-who-is-crocheting-blankets-to-make-ends-meet

My family had all of Red Dwarf (at the time) on VHS as a kid and it was an important formative influence on my sense of humor. It was melancholy and full of bizarre science fiction concepts, yet always managed to be funny as hell.

Thanks for the memories, Rob. Let you fly far away from here.

Nick is awesome! If you think you're funny send your submissions!

Ah, well congratulations! Sorry about the TV though.

I hope your sister is OK.

Pentiment: New Tassing

Now as ever we need to be helping our trans homies however we can . Let a trans girl sleep on your couch as @miawong.bsky.social says, make a donation to @translifeline.org, or find some other way to show support.

Fuck Kansas and the federal government. Trans rights forever.

the audio designer?

He's in the Guinness Book of World Records for most votes ever received by a Senate candidate.

I hope this means they'll deliver all the lines happier and with their mouth open.

"Salvete, blenni."

Caillou Blasts ‘A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms’ Star During Podcast Appearance — Hollywood Time$ From a bush outside Joe Rogan’s mansion in Spanish Oaks, I can confirm that former child star Caillou made disparaging comments about Dexter Sol Ansell, who plays Egg on the hit HBO show A Knight of t...

Caillou Blasts ‘A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms’ Star During Podcast Appearance

Guest Scoop by @realmfresh.bsky.social

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Dropout’s “Game Changer” to Crossover with Fox’s “America’s Most Wanted” — Hollywood Time$ From a bush outside of the Dropout studios, I can now confirm that Dropout’s popular improvised game show, Game Changer will air a crossover episode with Fox’s America’s Most Wanted in the coming week...

Dropout’s “Game Changer” to Crossover with Fox’s “America’s Most Wanted”
www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/dropouts-game-changer-to-crossover-with-foxs-americas-most-wanted

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Season 2 Episode 35 - Frame 1341 out of 2739