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San Francisco | he/him | troymccluresf πŸŒ―πŸΊπŸšŒπŸš†πŸΆπŸŒ‰βœŒπŸ»πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡² ↙↙↙ ⚾ Giants, Oakland Ballers πŸ€ Warriors, Valkyries ⚽ USWNT, Bay FC, SF City FC Darius Emanuel Grouch III, aka "The Rumble"

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Do the people who think chatbots are alive also worry that popcorn is angry at them because it's so loud?

07.03.2026 18:33 πŸ‘ 313 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1

jesus christ this dude is *broken* broken

07.03.2026 03:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Tim Allen as Miami Herald columnist Eliot Arnold in "Big Trouble" also I swear to God this is actually a great movie just look at the rest of the cast, come on we were right about Galaxy Quest

Tim Allen as Miami Herald columnist Eliot Arnold in "Big Trouble" also I swear to God this is actually a great movie just look at the rest of the cast, come on we were right about Galaxy Quest

Can't wait to get Eliot Arnold's take

07.03.2026 03:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
07.03.2026 01:49 πŸ‘ 4608 πŸ” 473 πŸ’¬ 60 πŸ“Œ 25

gassing up ford f-15000 eddie bauer toddler annihilator edition trucks and getting so angry their turkish bald surgery hairline is rippling like a tectonic fault

06.03.2026 23:06 πŸ‘ 323 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Cool, share these sweet innocent cherubs' names with all of us here then

06.03.2026 22:12 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Santa Cruz restaurant changes logo after flurry of negative reviews A restaurant's colorful logo of an otter on a surfboard caused backlash on Yelp.

The drama with this has been going strong for at least a week www.sfgate.com/food/article...

06.03.2026 21:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

how it feels taking public transit rn

06.03.2026 20:36 πŸ‘ 2000 πŸ” 361 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 31

I don’t know if I can watch this lol

06.03.2026 20:05 πŸ‘ 96 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

it is very bad but very fun-bad

06.03.2026 19:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am contractually obligated to always remind people this was directed by Joey Lawrence’s brother and has all three Lawrence brothers in it and the only times this has happened are in this movie about Kelsey Grammer saying a dude fucked an alligator and then also on the Disney Channel

05.03.2026 22:09 πŸ‘ 82 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

06.03.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 11383 πŸ” 2088 πŸ’¬ 110 πŸ“Œ 126

fuckin wordperfect ass tattoo

06.03.2026 17:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

tech CEO in 2026: My computer has anxiety.
venture capitalist in 2026: Here, have 200 billion more dollars.

child in 2006: My NeoPet is angry at me.
mom in 2006: No it isn't sweetie, go to bed.
mom to dad in 2006: We have an idiot boy. Our boy is a little idiot person. It's too late to fix him.

06.03.2026 16:04 πŸ‘ 4968 πŸ” 998 πŸ’¬ 65 πŸ“Œ 9

Behold: the first-ever list of news outlets that have banned generative AI in their reporting. As of today, this is literally information that you cannot find on Google.

My goal is to fill the starter pack, so please send over suggestions with supporting evidence!

go.bsky.app/8cn1XfT

17.12.2025 19:18 πŸ‘ 4060 πŸ” 1896 πŸ’¬ 120 πŸ“Œ 93
That bigass Bass in a pyramid in Memphis

That bigass Bass in a pyramid in Memphis

We finally get that Abortionplex

06.03.2026 04:41 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the hell

06.03.2026 04:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

now we may be nuthin but a few tired ol' farm folk, but

06.03.2026 04:12 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Steve-O got a ruptured testicle by letting one of his castmates jump on his crotch with a pogo stick and he is unquestionably more morally sophisticated than most of our sitting lawmakers

06.03.2026 00:02 πŸ‘ 1798 πŸ” 219 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 0

lol "small town business community"

06.03.2026 00:54 πŸ‘ 44 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All respect forever to the MST3K crew but this feels like a hat on a hat

05.03.2026 21:28 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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MONEY PLANE (2020) predicted polymarkets and kalshi

05.03.2026 20:58 πŸ‘ 1181 πŸ” 255 πŸ’¬ 61 πŸ“Œ 102

Go look up his character's name, I refuse to spoil it

05.03.2026 21:19 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

oh fuck you're right

05.03.2026 21:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can't wait to find out what Jayne and Joss have been up to the last 20 years, now let me take a biiiiiiiiig swig of mudder's milk and

05.03.2026 21:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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noem's dog looking down from heaven

05.03.2026 19:52 πŸ‘ 4357 πŸ” 416 πŸ’¬ 57 πŸ“Œ 17

LOL I love seeing a no smoking sign in a parking garage. Muhfucker this is literally a temple built to air pollution

05.03.2026 16:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, same, and I'm in Literally San Francisco

05.03.2026 16:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Printable WBC schedule with times & networks if anyone wants it img.mlbstatic.com/mlb-images/i...

05.03.2026 16:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Zone 2 cardio. Mobility maxxing. There will be no further discussion.

05.03.2026 03:01 πŸ‘ 284 πŸ” 70 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 9