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@sarcasticburner

I hate it here so I will go to secret gardens in my mind.

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I reserve my vitriol for politicians who actually impact my life but I maintain that the people on Reddit snark pages are INSANE. Hate watching creators just to talk about them negatively online? Couldn’t be me.

07.03.2026 06:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This angle killed me

07.03.2026 06:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Department of Justice has sued 30 states and DC for access to their unreacted sensitive voter data. My law firm is fighting them in all 30 cases.

We are dedicating so many resources because these are the most important legal fights and the future of free and fair elections is at stake.

06.03.2026 23:41 πŸ‘ 16078 πŸ” 4135 πŸ’¬ 383 πŸ“Œ 138

πŸͺƒ

06.03.2026 16:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The dumbest people on the internet five months ago: Taylor Swift’s lyrics are bad and racist because she compared a bad relationship to darkness!

The same people today: giggle pop cinema I use poppers I’m gonna make you cum girl vaguely bisexual lyric 5,000th oral sex reference giggle #harrystyles

06.03.2026 16:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
U.S. State Department notice for Americans to leave 13 Middle Eastern countries

U.S. State Department notice for Americans to leave 13 Middle Eastern countries

Image of current flights in the air over the Middle East

Image of current flights in the air over the Middle East

The U.S. State Department issued a notice yesterday for Americans to evacuate more than a dozen Middle Eastern countries "via commercial means due to serious safety risks."

The catch?

Air space is closed. There are no flights leaving 10 of the 13 countries.

03.03.2026 17:21 πŸ‘ 875 πŸ” 361 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 46

Trump admits there were no evacuation plans for Americans abroad due to his war with Iran "because it all happened very quickly."

03.03.2026 17:35 πŸ‘ 2259 πŸ” 724 πŸ’¬ 284 πŸ“Œ 256

And he believes he deserves the Nobel Peace Prize.

02.03.2026 08:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And where’s that cunt Tulsi Gabbard while we’re at it

02.03.2026 08:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

01.03.2026 02:50 πŸ‘ 11882 πŸ” 3183 πŸ’¬ 429 πŸ“Œ 134

Fuck Donald Trump, Fuck JD Vance, Fuck Netanyahu, Fuck the IDF, and fuck Israel and everyone celebrating the deaths of little children in their school.

02.03.2026 08:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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"Assemble the Board of Peace - I'm starting a war".

28.02.2026 08:28 πŸ‘ 14608 πŸ” 3310 πŸ’¬ 416 πŸ“Œ 124

MSNBC / MSNOW interviewing a girl in *ISRAEL* β€”NOT IRANβ€” about how scared she is about missiles. Bro your country (and mine πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ) is the aggressor as usual. You aren’t the victim. Why are Israelis always painted as the victim? Tired of this shit.

28.02.2026 17:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was rooting for them tbh!

27.02.2026 04:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

With all her real hair barely disguised in a huge bun in the back of the wig. Icon. Legend. Mess. #thetraitorsus

27.02.2026 04:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She’s fun tv but losing the traitors in final two wearing latex and a fuckass wig is crazy work! #traitors

27.02.2026 04:49 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just like Melania, Usha chose proximity to power over moral decency. May they rot in hell next to their shitty husbands.

08.02.2026 00:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I always find these takes fascinating like she didn’t just procreate with him again 1.5 years *after* he debased himself by running alongside a man he once called β€œAmerica’s Hitler” and like she isn’t smiling and clapping alongside him the same week he refused to apologize to Alex Pretti’sfamily.

08.02.2026 00:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And punchable faces. He’s truly such a cunt.

08.02.2026 00:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

lol

08.02.2026 00:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Waving an American flag while shitting on the constitution. Truly a shameful human if you were capable of it @jd-vance-1.bsky.social. You don’t represent us. You’re a grifter and a loser.

06.02.2026 21:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s so weird!

06.02.2026 20:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ERIC is a Zionist????

06.02.2026 20:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Could be right. I think Rob knows they’ll be looking at a male traitor so he will have to throw the scent onto Johnny/Stephen more. He seems to think Mark will side with him but I’m not sure…

06.02.2026 20:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ugh I thought we canceled snoop dogg for being MAGA. There are other celebrities!! #olympics

06.02.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And they clocked it. I think she was so laser focused on the β€œmutually assured destruction” aspect but so far it only destroyed her. I do think there’s some suspicion on Rob now if they use their little noggins :) we’ll see!

06.02.2026 15:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

To be fair the first few votes before we knew the secret traitor I assumed it was a gamer trying to throw us off the scent, specifically Yam Yam. And it does seem impossible for no traitors to be gamers because it’s absurd!

06.02.2026 07:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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It was so … in the best way

06.02.2026 07:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Okay thank you. Our queen!

06.02.2026 07:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman is sitting on a bus looking down . ALT: a woman is sitting on a bus looking down .

But … our athletes are all that fit us right now 😭 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

06.02.2026 07:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0