"Did something get unplugged accidentally?"
"No, we were very careful!"
Narrator Voice: they were not very careful, and something did get unplugged. And it took us 2 damn hours to track it down.
If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice
A playlist that went from "Teardrop" by Massive Attack to "Cradle of Love" by Billy Idol.
Well, this segue was illegal.
Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that “it’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”
international women’s day
Carmen Sandiego from the 90s cartoon
Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman
Protect your heart from breaking by padding it with soft cheese.
"surely the third democratic presidency to come to power after a norm-breaking and warcrime-cheering Republican administration will pursue justice against their predecessors," I repeat like a mantra til I collapse
Happy International Women's Day.
Wife and I both ordered new Samsung phones through the app. Somehow, she got her taxes rolled into her financing and gets her phone next week. I had to pay my taxes up front, and it won't arrive until April.
Bizarre fuckin' system.
this is a fever dream
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anatoly
what IS this
Oh god, this reminds me when the local Pizza Hut franchisee bought an ad singing the phone number to the tune of La Bamba.
"2-5-4-4-4-4-4! 2-5-4-4-4-4-4 for Pizza Hut!"
🎵 The place to go is Alexis and Monroe, Dave White Chevrolet!
🎵 The only three words you need to know, Alan Miller Jewelers!
🎵 At David Fairclough, we can make diamonds a part of your life!
🎵 Meet you at the Market, the Erie Street Market!
(19 years in radio, jingles were a workplace hazard.)
Sachiko Kobayashi believes in you.
Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9
Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9 https://theonion.com/egg-companies-assure-customers-dozen-has-always-meant-9/
"So, what's worse, going to the fabric store that's using AI images in its social ads, or Hobby Lobby?"
"Well they both involve a lot of theft..."
the back windshield of a silver suv with an “ypsi” bumper sticker with the i replaced by the ypsilanti water tower that looks like a penis
spotted at the cvs drive-thru
with music added
"Yes, but what about Second Winter?"
The tornado sirens are six minutes late. We used to be a proper country.
I'm so unreasonably excited about Wart that I'm sending pictures of him to people I haven't talked to in 20 years.
I just read the comment "replacing Kristi Noem with Markwayne Mullin is like shitting your pants and changing your shirt" and I think we need to redefine what qualifies as poetry tbh
something something "knock you all down" joke
they back
(Danger Zone intensifies)
THIS. I can relate.
A box of cereal named "Bond of Brothers". On the cover are pictures of Johnny and Matthew Gaudreau.
...the hell? Memorial cereal?
Caker Street (sax solo intensifies)
A list of 4 players on Helldivers II: ralphthekid, level 149 Quante-0bxy, level 150 Johnny Guitar, level 142 ThatShaggyMatt, level 2
So I bought Helldivers 2 so I could play with some friends, and tried to play a little by myself. Another dude drops in, helps me finish the mission, and says "hey let's go on an adventure".
(We won, I didn't contribute shit except a stray grenade that nearly took out my teammates)
