Kindness Final Boss

Little hero, you will answer the damn discord call or your precious village is no more

Little hero, the horse is here.

Little hero, we are not so different, you and I. Which is why i’m confused. why are you so against me blowing up a continent or two? It would literally be awesome.

Little hero, we are not so different, you and I. which is why you should let me consume the shadow crystal and become an all-powerful goddess of death and destruction. I bet you would do it too, or whatever.

Such meaningless things… I will quietly appreciate them all!

Little hero, I noticed that you did not follow me back yet. which is not a problem, but do it right now or I am reopening the rift. I’ll make Chernobog look like Christmas, little hero.

Answer me this, subjects. Why would the little hero be so defensive about me seeing her in her underclothes? After all, I am the benefactor who supplied them.

Okay, I guess just this once I can do my iconic villain laugh for nothing. WAH HAH HAH. Okay I guess I could do one more for nothing. WAH HAH HAH.

fútbol

little hero. which remote does the volume. which grey one.
little hero. i am dying.

Little hero, if circumstances were different, perhaps we would not wish to slay each other. Perhaps we could have even been…. Roomies.

Tell me what you cherish most, little hero. Give me the pleasure of taking it away.
Me!? No— No. Pick something else.

Ah, the day we worship St. Valentine. I will do so by painting a mural with your blood, little hero. No- No- I was just trying to sound scary. Please stop crying. Please. I got you these roses.

my biggest fear is that love could solve all things but I do not have enough of it to give.

Such devastation! This was NOT my intention. Lahabrea is now on paid leave until further notice.

You could not handle my true form, little hero, on account of the tentacles.

REJOICE

stop calling it “villain slop”, little hero. my plans are meticulously crafted, and sometimes I ask my dad for help.

i'm technically allowed to say the f word but i choose not to.

my army has grown from 3 to 33 devout followers in just one short day. I hope you are prepared, little hero, for tomorrow there may be even more. like 34 or 35.

My armies are readied. I march upon the human realm with vengeance in my heart, and steel in my hands. also I picked up your dry cleaning on the way here.

Oh~? You think the council of eternity accepting me into their ranks will have dire consequences for the world and everyone in it? Have you considered that I'm literally nice?

Little hero, we are not so different, you and I. Which is why I think we should get matching tattoos.

The “little hero” who opposes my machinations at every turn, has failed to slay me despite countless opportunities. Chat, do you think she likes me?

Three "blue sky" followers? Practically a battalion. Prepare yourself, little hero. We will be at your gates before long.

How does it feel, little hero? How does it feel to have my corrupting aether spread throughout your fragile body? Also remember, the safe word is piña colada.

I just... wanted to play... on the playground...

With the Stone of Agony, I can command the souls of every dragon in all of Terragaia. However, they would be an invasive species outside of their normal habitat, so I prolly won't.

Little hero, if circumstances were only slightly different, we could have been friends. But unfortunately, circumstances are normal, so I'm making meteors come out of the sky to crush you to death.

Little hero, we are not so different, you and I. For example, we both gave the Lego Movie 5 stars on letterboxd. I suppose in some small way, we are the same.