They're going to write books about all the big brain moves of this gang of imbeciles and among them will be "Spending a year trying to kill renewable energy and then launching a war that sends oil prices soaring"
Stop saying Iran will be like Vietnam or Iraq. Those were done by dumb people. Now we got a guy who uhh thinks you need ID to buy groceries
It's valid to tell people "I have plans" if your plans are to sit on your couch. That's a type of plans
they're calling it the musk paradox
Did you know you can shrug and say "No can do boss" when a court orders you to do something
Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic
Telling Jesus he'll never make it if he keeps being so hostile to wealth. Advising him to moderate his message to appeal to the Galilee suburbs
he tells it like it is
Quick question does anyone know how to restore virtue to a decaying society
my defense secretary is going on tv every day to do sephiroth voice on the verge of tears
far bigger chance that trump sends her to prison than a dem lol
I'm the guy who advised chat gpt to make their logo a butt hole. I told them it represents Knowledge
I really don't think I should have to verify that I am human to look at the Cheesecake Factory menu online. Dogs and robots should be able to look at 57 types of cheesecakes too.
what happens in the mountain time zone is none of my business
it's a floor not a ceiling
The biggest obstacle to this website's growth is that almost all of its user base goes to bed at 8 pm
I can’t tell when things are written by AI bc I have spent my whole life trying to approximate normal human speech too
"it's one of those things" is another classic from him
our big beautiful president looking like a wet mummy
AH
Oof. I just read your post in the most uncharitable, pedantic way possible, and I gotta tell ya: it's not looking good for you.
thinking about this once a week
Blowing things up, kidnapping and killing foreign leaders, is good because it's Doing. Considering the consequences of Doing would be Thinking, which is weak and woke
The assassin's veto
but it seems that you are saying bullshit
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Every major disaster in this country over my lifetime has been self inflicted by right wing ideologues with just enough complicit or inert Democrats to enable or ratify them. That's why we've been on this doom trajectory for the last ~50 years and it'll keep getting worse if that doesn't change
The purpose of this website is to help unburden your brain by releasing horrible sentences that live in there like demons
In the old west when a lady was trying to be sexy she'd say Pa instead of daddy
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The entire Democratic strategy debate — "moderate" or move left? fight or compromise? — is based on a misreading of data. Voters don't think Dems are too progressive; they think Dems are weak. The actual math on what to do about this isn't even close!
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