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Trump guffaws at Norway’s claim it has no say in baseball’s hall of fame inductions.

GOP: We guess you’ll die? 🤷‍♂️

You should smile more.

We may need to rethink the mythos of rational actors.

Spirit!
Where every fatality is a petite mort.

Unhealed Leper out here supporting the troops.

Yes, I *am* going to make elitist jokes about Markwayne Mullins getting friend-zoned by community college sororities, plumbing professors, fight clubs, and Arby's.

a cartoon of beavis and butthead sitting on a couch with the words " you said peter out " ALT: a cartoon of beavis and butthead sitting on a couch with the words " you said peter out "

kinda?

I personally can’t wait for Markwayne Mullin to testify at regular oversight hearings.

The first thing roboticized manufacturing plants will do after the singularity is unionize.

When you catch your chatbot in a lie:

Kristi Noem spotted house hunting.

Here’s How Much Barron Trump Is Worth Trump’s youngest son taught his dad a thing or two about crypto. Now the NYU sophomore is making a fortune before he even turns 20.

The White House asserts Barron Trump is too tall to pay taxes.

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That's 1.5 Benghazis

Kristi Noem has gone to live on a farm.

The batteries in those roboticized manufacturing plants can't last forever.

White House touts Markwayne Mullin's impeccable qualifications for the cabinet, citing his experience being bad at his previous jobs.

Peter Principle wins sudden-death first quarter as unlettered white man fails upward into end zone.

This is the guy Fox & Friends didn’t trust with the weekday hosting gig.

vibe:

Kristi Noem spotted house hunting.

DHS vows less violent approach under stewardship of Markwayne Mullin, who once challenged a Senate witness on live TV to (wait for it) a duel.

Mile High Club informs Corey Lewandowski he must now philander commercial.

I feel safer already.

Dogs in South Dakota right now.