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Author of Chaos Walking, Monster Calls, More Than this, Burn, Different For Boys. Won a couple Carnegies and an Olivier. Four wins away from an EGOT.

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I always forget how obedient Seattle is to walk/don’t walk signals.

06.03.2026 22:16 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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People Are Calling Meta Ray-Bans "Pervert Glasses" On Bluesky, users quickly embraced the term "pervert glasses" to refer to Meta's Ray Ban smart glasses, following a shocking investigation.

Make it stick.

06.03.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 8989 πŸ” 2618 πŸ’¬ 156 πŸ“Œ 304

Gurlllll…..

06.03.2026 21:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He turned out to be a dastardly ambulance driver/jewel thief. As you do.

06.03.2026 18:23 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A baby Pedro Pascal in a million year old episode of CSI

A baby Pedro Pascal in a million year old episode of CSI

Look at wee baby Pedro Pascal approximately a thousand years ago on CSI.

06.03.2026 17:57 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Killing characters right and left. Hoping they’ll be some left over for book three.

06.03.2026 16:22 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

The first book in this was really good.

06.03.2026 16:21 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
Female athletes must pay Β£185 to prove their sex
Matt Lawton - Chief Sports Correspondent
British female track and field athletes are being asked to pay Β£185 for a sex test if they want to compete internationally.

World Athletics requires all athletes to take an SRY gene test before competing in the female category at major championships and Diamond League events to guarantee fair competition by excluding trans and DSD (differences of sex development) competitors.

Before the World Championships in Tokyo last September, World Athletics gave $100 per test for the thousand or so female athletes needing one. More money will be provided by the international federation for this year’s World Junior Championships.

But British women have been advised by UK Athletics (UKA) to pay for the test themselves, urging them to have the cheek swab, which indicates the presence of a Y chromosome, β€œas soon as possible to avoid delays around selection”. However, some women have complained it is unfair when the test is not required for men.

UKA has a hardship fund to pay for the test and will assess requests on a case-by-case basis. But the situation is symptomatic of a national federation already facing financial challenges, made worse by UK Sport cutting its funding for this Olympic cycle. While almost Β£32 million was given to the relatively niche sports that won five medals at last month’s Winter Olympics, athletics has had its funding cut from Β£22.18 million to Β£20.45 million despite winning ten medals in 2024.

It was only last year UKA returned to some form of financial stability, posting a profit of Β£107,588. But it is now facing a big fine after admitting corporate manslaughter over the death of Abdullah Hayayei, who died in 2017 after a metal cage fell on him while he was training for the World Para Athletics Championships in London.

Female athletes must pay Β£185 to prove their sex Matt Lawton - Chief Sports Correspondent British female track and field athletes are being asked to pay Β£185 for a sex test if they want to compete internationally. World Athletics requires all athletes to take an SRY gene test before competing in the female category at major championships and Diamond League events to guarantee fair competition by excluding trans and DSD (differences of sex development) competitors. Before the World Championships in Tokyo last September, World Athletics gave $100 per test for the thousand or so female athletes needing one. More money will be provided by the international federation for this year’s World Junior Championships. But British women have been advised by UK Athletics (UKA) to pay for the test themselves, urging them to have the cheek swab, which indicates the presence of a Y chromosome, β€œas soon as possible to avoid delays around selection”. However, some women have complained it is unfair when the test is not required for men. UKA has a hardship fund to pay for the test and will assess requests on a case-by-case basis. But the situation is symptomatic of a national federation already facing financial challenges, made worse by UK Sport cutting its funding for this Olympic cycle. While almost Β£32 million was given to the relatively niche sports that won five medals at last month’s Winter Olympics, athletics has had its funding cut from Β£22.18 million to Β£20.45 million despite winning ten medals in 2024. It was only last year UKA returned to some form of financial stability, posting a profit of Β£107,588. But it is now facing a big fine after admitting corporate manslaughter over the death of Abdullah Hayayei, who died in 2017 after a metal cage fell on him while he was training for the World Para Athletics Championships in London.

"Feminism" [Times]

06.03.2026 08:13 πŸ‘ 701 πŸ” 208 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 77

On a roller coaster!

05.03.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve been waiting for β€œColleen Hoover Land” at theme parks.

05.03.2026 20:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine be so incompetent and venal that even Donald Trump doesn’t want you in his cabinet. May Kristi Noem soon be in jail. A jail run by dogs with rifles.

05.03.2026 19:18 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I apologize to all parents whose children have chosen some of my books for World Book Day costumes.

All the twiggy personifications of grief, all the blood-soaked trauma, all the dog carcasses.

I did write some some very sweet books about lizards in grammar so more of those next year!

05.03.2026 16:51 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Text reads: "Unpaid carers in literature" with a scribble below, and "World Book Day" at the bottom.

Text reads: "Unpaid carers in literature" with a scribble below, and "World Book Day" at the bottom.

Two book covers side by side. Left: "A Monster Calls" by Patrick Ness, featuring a blue and black tree silhouette with a moon. Right: "Jakub's Otter" by Coral Rumble, showing an illustration of an otter on an orange background.

Two book covers side by side. Left: "A Monster Calls" by Patrick Ness, featuring a blue and black tree silhouette with a moon. Right: "Jakub's Otter" by Coral Rumble, showing an illustration of an otter on an orange background.

Four book covers are displayed. Top left: "The Blackwater Lightship" by Colm TΓ³ibΓ­n with a calm sea and lighthouse. Top right: "All the Young Men" by Ruth Coker Burks features an orange-hued house against a sunset sky. Bottom left: "Demon Copperhead" by Barbara Kingsolver with a young boy lying down, surrounded by blue and orange tones. Bottom right: "The Vanishing Half" by Brit Bennett with abstract shapes in pink and teal.

Four book covers are displayed. Top left: "The Blackwater Lightship" by Colm TΓ³ibΓ­n with a calm sea and lighthouse. Top right: "All the Young Men" by Ruth Coker Burks features an orange-hued house against a sunset sky. Bottom left: "Demon Copperhead" by Barbara Kingsolver with a young boy lying down, surrounded by blue and orange tones. Bottom right: "The Vanishing Half" by Brit Bennett with abstract shapes in pink and teal.

The image contains text about the poet William Wordsworth, highlighting his famous poem "Daffodils" and his life at Rydal Mount with his wife Mary and sister Dorothy. It mentions Dorothy's illness and the care she received. The bottom of the image features an illustrated border of yellow and pink tulips with green leaves.

The image contains text about the poet William Wordsworth, highlighting his famous poem "Daffodils" and his life at Rydal Mount with his wife Mary and sister Dorothy. It mentions Dorothy's illness and the care she received. The bottom of the image features an illustrated border of yellow and pink tulips with green leaves.

Today is World Book Day and we want to highlight just some unpaid carers in literature.

πŸ“– What are your favourite books that feature unpaid carers?
#WorldBookDay @worldbookdayuk.bsky.social

05.03.2026 10:18 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve never read a Sarah J Maas book, but I don’t know why I’d spend one tiny second of my only precious life making fun of people who do? Joy is rare and valuable. Read your heart out, I’ll be here celebrating with you.

05.03.2026 12:33 πŸ‘ 62 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Or better, two comedians. They learn about the local culture, but they learn more ABOUT THEMSELVES.

04.03.2026 21:31 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve got this idea for a British tv show, where a minor celebrity goes to a foreign country, eats some food they call β€œgorgeous”, rides an elephant or horse or Ferrari, and describes Country X as a β€œplace of contrasts”.

I think it feels fresh. I think there’s a market for it.

04.03.2026 21:29 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

Jesse Singal: β€œI don’t understand why all these experts with degrees keep disagreeing with me. So demoralizing. What could the explanation be??”

04.03.2026 17:14 πŸ‘ 8523 πŸ” 1545 πŸ’¬ 149 πŸ“Œ 52
A penny farthing bicycle chained to a window grate

A penny farthing bicycle chained to a window grate

London, today.

04.03.2026 15:19 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Ffs. There have always been trans people, there will always BE trans people. No law or billionaire is going to stop that simple fact. I have trans people in my life who I love, and trust me, I will fight to my last breath to protect them from the same dickheads who tried to kill me as a gay teen.

03.03.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 157 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Fall of the House of Valenziaga: A Special Edition Novel It’s Drag Race meets a gay Game of Thrones meets The Chronicles of Amber in this queer post-apocalyptic science-fantasy extravaganza!

VALENZIAGA has *very nearly* DOUBLED the initial funding goal in 12 hours!

Blown away! Thank you all again!

Keep spreading the word, keep pledging, let’s start seeing double!

Stretch Goals will be announced tomorrow, once I’ve had a chance to sleep! πŸ˜…

www.kickstarter.com/projects/tri...

03.03.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

Ffs. There have always been trans people, there will always BE trans people. No law or billionaire is going to stop that simple fact. I have trans people in my life who I love, and trust me, I will fight to my last breath to protect them from the same dickheads who tried to kill me as a gay teen.

03.03.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 157 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Anti-Trans Zealots inventing a moral panic to deflect actual sexual coercion they've engaged in for decades.

When I came out as Trans as a teen, I was consistently told I should just be a gay man and pushed to sleep with men before transition even though I only ever expressed attraction to women.

03.03.2026 17:29 πŸ‘ 849 πŸ” 190 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 3

Yes, far from the first time for one of these. They're depressingly common now. AI has effectively ruined the internet. If anything can be faked, then what use does it have?

03.03.2026 14:47 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Had an email informing me that β€œManhattan Book Club” has selected me to receive the β€œEuropean Book Club Award Recognition” but that I should please note this includes a β€œone-time participation fee” from me to cover β€œthe official award presentation.”

God, I fucking hate AI.

03.03.2026 12:50 πŸ‘ 48 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

It’s you who is the real victim.

03.03.2026 11:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Does all this caramel *want* to salted?

03.03.2026 10:08 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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a doll with green eyes is looking at the camera . ALT: a doll with green eyes is looking at the camera .

If ONE more person asks me to schedule something today…

02.03.2026 19:16 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Texas AG Paxton Declares Therapists Affirming Trans Youth To Be Illegal And Child Abuse The declaration echoes his 2022 efforts to target parents of trans youth with child abuse, and may force conversion therapy on trans youth in the state.

1. This morning, Texas AG Ken Paxton just released a chilling new declaration:

Mental health therapists, counselors, and psychologists must cease affirming trans youth - using their name and pronouns - or potentially face child abuse charges and loss of licensure.

Its a horrifying escalation.

02.03.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 2443 πŸ” 1119 πŸ’¬ 142 πŸ“Œ 182
Pre order offer for my new book. Get 15%off and get a curated playlist and support indie bookstores!

Pre order offer for my new book. Get 15%off and get a curated playlist and support indie bookstores!

Americanos! Pre-order PIPER AT THE GATES OF DUSK from @bookshop.org and get 15% off, support indie bookstores, and get a special curated playlist by me (of music that will be the best you’ve ever heard). Pre-order link here:

bookshop.org/p/books/pipe...

02.03.2026 18:14 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Scary Movie 6 trailer is truly the worst piece of trash you’ll make the mistake of looking up today.

02.03.2026 15:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0