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Prof Simon Noble

@simonnoble

Hector’s dad.

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To all my friends who have joined me on Bluesky: may I wish you all a peaceful and joyous Christmas.

24.12.2024 10:01 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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And this is why I love the NHS. Merry Christmas y’all.

19.12.2024 16:26 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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@thelancet.bsky.social
Comment out today:

www.thelancet.com/journals/lan...

Social and structural determinants of dying well and the complex systems they exist in

#palliativecare #socialdeterminantsofhealth

17.12.2024 09:48 👍 11 🔁 13 💬 0 📌 1

Complete lack of humour an innuendo. Not a titter in sight.

14.12.2024 11:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Just watched the new “Carry On” film on Netflix. It’s good but Taron Egerton is no Sid James.

14.12.2024 09:14 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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Correct me if I’m wrong, but I thought there is. It’s been awarded to literary greats such as Rudyard Kipling, George Bernard Shaw and Ernest Hemingway.

09.12.2024 20:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Professor Wells deserves an award for the most perfect white teeth.

09.12.2024 18:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
You might be on to something there.

You might be on to something there.

You might be on to something there.

04.12.2024 18:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Back at yer, lovely lady!

02.12.2024 22:11 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So glad to see @salski.bsky.social on Bluesky. She owes me a coffee.

02.12.2024 21:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Does anyone know what time “Greg Wallace on a desert island” is scheduled. Need to set my telly to record.

02.12.2024 20:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Many many thanks!

02.12.2024 18:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Little baby Jesus isn’t even away in a manger yet.

01.12.2024 17:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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First Easter related confectionery on the shelves.
Seasons greetings y’all.

01.12.2024 15:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Clinic day. One for the appraisal folder….

28.11.2024 14:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Today I have learned that when accepting an invitation to be Godparent to a friends child, it is not the done thing to sign off “Hail Satan”

27.11.2024 20:33 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good stance. I’m keeping my powder dry but ready to unleash
“It’s professor fat f*ck to you”
at the drop of a hat.

27.11.2024 19:57 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Quick question @welshgasdoc.bsky.social
Is this the end of people invalidating your medical viewpoint cos you flunked out of medical school?

27.11.2024 19:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Does anyone know if Sally Lewis has come over to Bluesky? I miss shocking her with my urban dictionary.

27.11.2024 19:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hector has certainly got more pressies coming to him than anyone else.

27.11.2024 19:21 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s nice to be able disagree agreeably.

27.11.2024 19:19 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Try telling that to my boy.

27.11.2024 19:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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It’s Christmas y’all.

27.11.2024 17:50 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You can tell a lot about a person by how they say:

« I went to Budapest to meet a parmesan eating orangutan from Barcelona »

26.11.2024 13:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So I’m guessing Bluesky isn’t immune to bots. It’s either that or I’ve suddenly become chick magnet to 20 year olds in bikinis.

26.11.2024 12:58 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Kinda got a Trump in Russia vibe I guess.

26.11.2024 12:52 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You are a right sort.

26.11.2024 09:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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My first post.
It’s good to be back.

26.11.2024 08:27 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Never got these sort of knock backs on Twitter.

25.11.2024 16:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I was going for the “frikkin’ hilarious” vibe. But I’ll take “pretty witty”.

25.11.2024 00:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0