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That's right it's the Grand Prix of Arlington in Arlington, VA. Welcome to Fox Sports Capital Showdown - The Most Patriotic Race in America.

Hi, I'm Will Buxton alongside IndyCar winner James Hinchcliffe and Indy NXT Champion Townsend Bell. Today we race for the nation. TBell, can you believe it?

09.03.2026 22:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's a 4cyl N/A gutless piece of CVT dogshit. The fastest thing about that car is that hoopty ass tire. I need to see something real quick.

09.03.2026 22:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What do you mean it's a fucking Blizzak.

09.03.2026 22:40 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

You could burn stuff into it and then stain it. You could do fun metal work and trim.

Fucking red cedar. It won't even be heavy.

09.03.2026 22:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a pipe is sitting next to a dalmatian ALT: a man with a pipe is sitting next to a dalmatian

Stop saying "we got them first."

09.03.2026 22:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

'Artisanal stained wooden flat deck' is really a project I'm sad to not be around to help with while enjoying a Creemore.

09.03.2026 22:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm telling you my dude. Chinese CUV/SUV EV. That shit is gonna be absolute wildfire when people catch on and buy up the entire year's supply 12 months in advance. Real ordering lists.

09.03.2026 22:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My concern was "is the frame gonna take a pot hole and buckle soon?"

Slap patches on it and keep 'er going.

09.03.2026 22:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Dude Chinese EVs are around the corner. It's your 1970s Toyota Corolla moment. Seize it and keep the truck tickin' for fun.

09.03.2026 22:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That's just the early stages of the finishing stages when you really think about it.

09.03.2026 21:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I do love that no matter what's going on in other places there's just some guy who woke up one day to crash a bunch of space shit together to see what happens. He had a good one.

09.03.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You should see if you can keep that motor alive longer than the truck holds together. You could probably get to 1M with another chassis.

09.03.2026 21:50 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Secretary of Car Go Vroom.

09.03.2026 20:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is a Sean Duffy joint. He could die tomorrow and it won't change anything under President Couch Lover.

09.03.2026 20:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We only have to destroy a bunch of civil infrastructure that exists thanks to liberal bicyclists. That's exactly why it will happen.

09.03.2026 19:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Me seeing the Speed podcast recap of The Mint 400 has 1/5th of the broadcast viewership.

09.03.2026 18:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bozo him with "you don't know how to reset the oil change interval?" like when he asks you who drove the #63 First Union All Sport Car in the 1996 Busch Series"

09.03.2026 16:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Good opportunity for you to Google the "pedal step, pedal step, key toggle holding pedal" nonsense it probably is and tell bucky you're a sorcerer

09.03.2026 16:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Also get an oil change

09.03.2026 16:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Can't ration when no one has any gas to ration.

09.03.2026 16:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Very excited for the "working from home is lazy" crowd to explain to us why gasoline rationing is entirely normal.

09.03.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Well the most incredible thing happened, we found our missing dog! She's been living in the woods for the last month, is skin & bones, and is covered in ticks. She faces a road to recovery & vet bills as we get on her on the road to recovery. Every little bit helps.

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09.03.2026 00:33 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

That was basically his point. "I did it wrong and this is how I know it's dumb"

09.03.2026 03:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's better for everyone but Fox will make money off it. It's better than we had.

09.03.2026 00:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I fail to see how that isn't an expansion simply solved by moving back the NH Cup date to out of the Chase.

Hopefully IndyCar is willing to saddle up on a later season to make a bigger communal move against football. Push into September.

09.03.2026 00:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Not on a Dover or a quad oval. But absolutely on a Bristol.

09.03.2026 00:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

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08.03.2026 23:23 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

At least you didn't bet Chastain/Suarez.

08.03.2026 23:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wouldn’t be mad if they burnt as many laps as possible here

08.03.2026 22:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

-24 IS NOT PENSKE PERFECT IN PENSKE 60.

PULL YOUR HEAD OUTTA YOUR ASS.

08.03.2026 22:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0