Jaxi

Generative AI sucks shit so I made a self-portrait using my own hands.

I’m envisioning her talking directly to the camera, Zack Morris style, with wry commentary about how silly superhero media is. Fuck this fake show I made up in my head sounds amazing.

We ALMOST did. A single-camera sitcom might just be the perfect venue for Doreen. Frankly we were robbed en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_War...

Do you think we’ll ever get a live action Squirrel Girl?

Woke up this morning to something to the tune of 100 comments on threads making fun of my nose. I can’t lie, it really hurt my feelings. I can deal with people calling me a mentally ill man or whatever, because that’s just boring and unoriginal; they say that shit to every trans woman.

No offense meant to Sisqó, but if I met a girl with “dumps like a truck” I’d be concerned she might have IBS.

Do you think a mummy could ever fall in love with a dracula?

Dig through the digs
And burn through the burns
And slam in the back of my
Slam

Fair.

Why are you so pretty?

So uh. How ‘bout those Eagles?

I sort of forget this account exists because I spend so much time on this app on my main account.

I promise I still love you, I just a have a horrible ADHD gremlin 💜

Being on progesterone is giving me an insane libido but my SSRI makes it real fuckin difficult to do anything about it 🙃

I want to say something clever and poignant for Trans Day of Remembrance, but better and smarter people than me have already said it. Be good to each other. Love your trans friends fully and openly while we’re still here. Don’t less us become another statistic.

There are some days
I look in the mirror
The woman inside
Becomes ever clearer

Do it, scrub

Every 4 weeks like clockwork. Fucking dumb.

On the one hand it’s cool and fun that I have hormone cycles now, on the other hand it sucks and I hate it and I want to burn everything down.

Fit check!*

*seeing how many cocktail shrimp I can fit in my stomach

The absolute state of things 😮‍💨

What idiot called it HRT and not “transmission fluid”?

My hair on my head is regrowing. Hormones truly are magical.

Y’all my friend called me pretty tonight and I am in ultimate drab mode it made me feel really good 😭

I have my moments

I got a bit of a brick shithouse thing going on

Jock Jams is short for Jocular Jameson.

Feeling emotions besides anger: “whoa this is real neat! I had no idea I had so much depth!”

They keep happening: “wait, no”

It’s unfortunate that with all the cool things about being a woman comes a heap of heinous bullshit.

Tired of feeling like crying all the time doot doot doo

At least my tits are getting bigger la la la

Blergh. Hormone cycle is hitting me hard. Everything feels shitty.