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Matt/Birdman (him)-- writer, musician, horror-lover, gnome collector, thrash-bringer. Dog dad. Moderately gifted. Love life. πŸ–•πŸ•› https://mattfleming.substack.com/

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Wut?

09.03.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 577 πŸ” 230 πŸ’¬ 54 πŸ“Œ 12
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me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

08.03.2026 23:55 πŸ‘ 36927 πŸ” 6557 πŸ’¬ 421 πŸ“Œ 157
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AOC: The Pentagon has not passed an audit, and they are out here trying to kick people with disabilities off of Medicaid. It is corruption that is stealing from the public coffers β€” and that is the actual waste, fraud, and abuse.

09.03.2026 00:20 πŸ‘ 19141 πŸ” 5906 πŸ’¬ 250 πŸ“Œ 159

Like, of all the names you could name a military operation to distract from blackmail, why would you choose a word that starts with"Ep"?? Someone spilled coffee on the Simulation Computer, I guess?

09.03.2026 05:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Pretty difficult to refute a single thing in this perfect assessment of where the f**k we are, from @iandunt.bsky.social:

06.03.2026 08:57 πŸ‘ 17287 πŸ” 5413 πŸ’¬ 453 πŸ“Œ 326
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Reverend Jesse Jackson called on each of us to be heralds of change, to be messengers of hope; to step forward and say β€œSend me” wherever we have a chance to make an impact.

How fortunate we were that Jesse Jackson answered that call. What a great debt we owe to him.

07.03.2026 01:20 πŸ‘ 23286 πŸ” 5711 πŸ’¬ 632 πŸ“Œ 368
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This is how you write a goddamn headline.

05.03.2026 06:53 πŸ‘ 16203 πŸ” 2942 πŸ’¬ 437 πŸ“Œ 137
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He’s not fucking around. He 100% will do anything to steal the midterms along with the 2028 election, where he FULY intends on running for a 3rd term. This man is terrifying.

05.03.2026 18:30 πŸ‘ 2856 πŸ” 757 πŸ’¬ 411 πŸ“Œ 98
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#Pistons not at their peak since All-Star break, but we have a month left in the season to get right.

Every team, even the elite teams go through adversity, its just the Pistons time.

#DetroitBasketball

06.03.2026 04:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œMissing files
Aren’t in Iran”

05.03.2026 01:46 πŸ‘ 4678 πŸ” 1111 πŸ’¬ 87 πŸ“Œ 28

Some of these D congressppl are finally finding their gumption.

05.03.2026 05:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"It's Armageddon hot in herrre..."

03.03.2026 06:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's exhilarating.

02.03.2026 00:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The morally bankrupt Trump administration has partnered with another morally bankrupt authoritarian to declare an unprovoked war on Iran, already killing scores of civilians.

We need an immediate vote from Congress on a War Powers Resolution. Then articles of impeachment.

28.02.2026 15:33 πŸ‘ 23435 πŸ” 6123 πŸ’¬ 716 πŸ“Œ 257
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Netflix Backs Out of Bid for Warner Bros., Paving Way for an Ellison Takeover

The richest man owns X.

The second and third richest men control Google.

The fourth richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.

The fifth richest man owns The Washington Post.

And now the sixth richest could soon take over both Paramount and Warner Bros.

See the problem here?

26.02.2026 23:40 πŸ‘ 38950 πŸ” 16529 πŸ’¬ 1830 πŸ“Œ 1082
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How Todd Blanche Gave Ghislaine Maxwell Blackmail over Donald Trump - emptywheel Among the implications of DOJ's attempt to bury Epstein files implicating Trump are that Ghislaine Maxwell has blackmail material over Trump.

Reupping my piece on missing Epstein docs, which I stand by.

I note in it that substance of allegation is not salient until we get missing docs. What it does, for now, is prove DOJ is improperly withholding docs.

Their claim docs are duplicative is patent bullshit.

emptywheel.net/how-todd-bla...

27.02.2026 00:37 πŸ‘ 620 πŸ” 244 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 8

Who is even talking about culture issues?! It's the ones obsessed with talking about culture issues!! That's not normal nor tabletop. Newsom is a suit full of smug, and we can do so much better than him.

24.02.2026 03:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It really is fascinating how overt it now is that there are certain - really not controversial - ideas that you aren’t allowed to say on television.

23.02.2026 21:05 πŸ‘ 7094 πŸ” 1890 πŸ’¬ 56 πŸ“Œ 23
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19.02.2026 19:42 πŸ‘ 36234 πŸ” 14162 πŸ’¬ 471 πŸ“Œ 659

You're the Prince of Mischief

20.02.2026 05:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The US is fash-maxxing

19.02.2026 20:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Well done, #JesseJackson Rest in peace and power.

17.02.2026 13:23 πŸ‘ 7840 πŸ” 904 πŸ’¬ 112 πŸ“Œ 35

Listen to this. Not a penny more for this. Abolish and prosecute anyone who had anything to do with it.

10.02.2026 15:41 πŸ‘ 15394 πŸ” 5886 πŸ’¬ 236 πŸ“Œ 161
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#nowwatching
In the Mouth of Madness (1994)
Oh, fπŸ“•k yeah.
This is the highlight of Carpenter's 90s career. This one is an all timer.

A film that asks, what's it like to lose your mind? What if reality was as thin as parchment, and as fragile?
What if Stephen King was God and everyone hated him?

08.02.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 2004 πŸ” 174 πŸ’¬ 131 πŸ“Œ 18
Finneas and Billie

Finneas and Billie

Finneas is better at political messaging than 99% of the Democratic consultants in DC.

06.02.2026 20:44 πŸ‘ 40262 πŸ” 9252 πŸ’¬ 355 πŸ“Œ 272
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Winter Olympians are WILD

06.02.2026 23:58 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I know you've heard that a federal judge ordered the release of 5 year old Liam Conejo Arias and his father, and that they're now home.

But did you look at the judge's order?

It's less than 2.5 pages and well worth a minute. "Jesus wept."

Link to pdf: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

02.02.2026 19:11 πŸ‘ 12708 πŸ” 4451 πŸ’¬ 650 πŸ“Œ 452

C'mon, man. Fuck outta here.

03.02.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Trump shit his pants and they kicked everybody out.

01.02.2026 22:16 πŸ‘ 110 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 4
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Read this. Reread it. Reread it until it sinks in.

28.01.2026 19:46 πŸ‘ 8877 πŸ” 3048 πŸ’¬ 650 πŸ“Œ 186