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Geordie idiot, with two dogs. Love me wife, and love the Toon.

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We were quite decent until we went ahead then shit our pants #nufc

07.03.2026 22:02 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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two men are arm wrestling each other in a gym . ALT: two men are arm wrestling each other in a gym .
07.03.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Putting my lucky pants on for the match today. This, despite there being no evidence whatsoever that my choice of undercracker has ever influenced the outcome of one of our games. #nufc #ibelieve

07.03.2026 13:43 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely fucking raging. Took us 37 minutes of having the ball in the second half to score a goal. Took them 20 seconds. Embarrassing. #nufc

28.02.2026 17:14 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t see us turning this around. Going to ask Santa for a striker in the summer #nufc

28.02.2026 16:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

This is one of those games where I’m more angry at us being shit, than I am at losing to them #nufc

28.02.2026 16:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

For some completely unknown reason I got it into my heid it was a 5.30pm kick off today. Could’ve been a bit embarrassing turning up to meet the lads in the Trent at 3pm for a couple of pre-match beers. Thankfully the wife keeps me right #nufc

28.02.2026 12:46 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Had to sit there for the warmth from fire, obviously!

28.02.2026 07:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely!

28.02.2026 07:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
My dogs in the car. One lying down asleep, the other is sitting on his back

My dogs in the car. One lying down asleep, the other is sitting on his back

This seat’s fine…. πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ #bostonterrier #dogsofbluesky

27.02.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 524 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 3

Aye, the numbers of parakeets have gone up over the last few years. A decent amount of them around places like Heaton Park, Leazes Park and Nun’s Moor.

26.02.2026 17:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tbf, I doubt they’ve had to work that hard for a while #nufc

21.02.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Joelinton not shaken off his reputation, despite being out for a bit, it appears. Immediate free kick if he gets within a metre of an opposition player, then a yellow when one of them fouls him… πŸ™„ #nufc

21.02.2026 21:55 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The main upside to this is that we could be contributing to Arsenal bottling it again #nufc

21.02.2026 21:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I expect them to get two more quickly, in the first 10 of the 2nd half, and it’ll turn to a dull playing out of the last half hour.

21.02.2026 20:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We appear to have no clue what to do with Woltemade #nufc

21.02.2026 20:55 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
BROOKE GLADSTONE:
The Inquiry brought up the case of Denholm Elliott's daughter -
PAUL McMULLAN:
Oh, yeah -
BROOKE GLADSTONE:
- which is one case that you truly do regret.
PAUL McMULLAN:
I do, yeah. After Denholm died, she hit rock bottom, was allegedly doing methadone. And although she had, you know, the half-million-pound flat that Denholm had bought her, she didn't have any money to get her ten-pound bag in the morning. So she'd get up and go begging at the tube station.
Here was a young girl crying out to be helped, and she met a police officer who didn't help her but rang up the News of the World and asked for money because he couldn't believe that this is the same girl who'd walked down the red carpet behind Eddie Murphy with Denholm Elliott, you know.

BROOKE GLADSTONE: The Inquiry brought up the case of Denholm Elliott's daughter - PAUL McMULLAN: Oh, yeah - BROOKE GLADSTONE: - which is one case that you truly do regret. PAUL McMULLAN: I do, yeah. After Denholm died, she hit rock bottom, was allegedly doing methadone. And although she had, you know, the half-million-pound flat that Denholm had bought her, she didn't have any money to get her ten-pound bag in the morning. So she'd get up and go begging at the tube station. Here was a young girl crying out to be helped, and she met a police officer who didn't help her but rang up the News of the World and asked for money because he couldn't believe that this is the same girl who'd walked down the red carpet behind Eddie Murphy with Denholm Elliott, you know.

BROOKE GLADSTONE:
And you offered her 50 pounds -
PAUL MCMULLAN:
Yeah.
BROOKE GLADSTONE:
- if she would come to your place and have sex. So you led her into prostitution, which she wasn't in that space for.
PAUL McMULLAN:
No, indeed. But she was in such a bad place that someone offering her 50 pounds for sex. I mean, that's five bags.

BROOKE GLADSTONE: And you offered her 50 pounds - PAUL MCMULLAN: Yeah. BROOKE GLADSTONE: - if she would come to your place and have sex. So you led her into prostitution, which she wasn't in that space for. PAUL McMULLAN: No, indeed. But she was in such a bad place that someone offering her 50 pounds for sex. I mean, that's five bags.

BROOKE GLADSTONE:
So how do you justify that? Yes, she was a drug addict, yes, she was begging. Why push her that extra step? Why take pictures of her topless?
PAUL McMULLAN:
I was keen. It was in my first year. I wanted to impress Piers Morgan, who was my boss at the time, and just wanted to say, not only have I caught this girl begging, but l've got pictures of her topless and I've got her offering me sex for 50 quid. How great am I?
BROOKE GLADSTONE:
This is a pretty dehumanizing enterprise, not just for Jennifer Elliott, but for you, yourself.
PAUL McMULLAN:
Yeah, that's why I feel terrible about it, not just 'cause she killed herself afterwards, but I, I actually liked her as a person.

BROOKE GLADSTONE: So how do you justify that? Yes, she was a drug addict, yes, she was begging. Why push her that extra step? Why take pictures of her topless? PAUL McMULLAN: I was keen. It was in my first year. I wanted to impress Piers Morgan, who was my boss at the time, and just wanted to say, not only have I caught this girl begging, but l've got pictures of her topless and I've got her offering me sex for 50 quid. How great am I? BROOKE GLADSTONE: This is a pretty dehumanizing enterprise, not just for Jennifer Elliott, but for you, yourself. PAUL McMULLAN: Yeah, that's why I feel terrible about it, not just 'cause she killed herself afterwards, but I, I actually liked her as a person.

Sharing from a friend, a passage from the Leveson Inquiry regarding the British actor Denholm Elliott, who died of AIDS in 1992. Three years after her death, the News of the World journalist Paul McMullan did the following to his daughterβ€”neither a celebrity nor even someone of public interest.

20.02.2026 11:33 πŸ‘ 2549 πŸ” 835 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 287
Anna Calvi - God’s Lonely Man (feat. Iggy Pop) (Official Video)
Anna Calvi - God’s Lonely Man (feat. Iggy Pop) (Official Video) YouTube video by Anna Calvi

Big fan of this new one from Anna Calvi with Iggy Pop

youtu.be/VwM4MNdz8v8?...

19.02.2026 12:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bonkers that, if we draw Chelsea next, we’ll play each other three times in a row, in a week. #nufc

18.02.2026 19:37 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It appears they’ve decided letting us walk through their defence wasn’t the best way to approach the game. #nufc

18.02.2026 19:13 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I reckon they should do a ballot for Mags members and one winner gets named in the starting eleven for the home game next week #nufc

18.02.2026 18:36 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Was discussing this with a pal last night. I’d put the β€˜challenge’ in the hands of the manager though, rather than the players.

15.02.2026 11:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’―

14.02.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What do you prefer. Offside goals like that standing, and calling out the incompetence of the officials afterwards, or VAR denying goals for offside because the attacking player didn’t have a haircut that day? #nufc

14.02.2026 18:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Linesman are not used to giving decisions now, just wait for VAR. #nufc

14.02.2026 18:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Now, can we please not sit back #nufc

10.02.2026 21:04 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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#nufc

10.02.2026 21:03 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

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Hoping the next couple of hours turns me into a believer!

04.02.2026 19:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We all got our London hotel reservations out ready to be cancelled? #nufc

04.02.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

No English players in the Liverpool lineup tonight. Should be an immediate banishment from the league imo #nufc

31.01.2026 20:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0