Agatha Snarkness

I have $308 in transit money lingering on my benefits account and I can’t get it back without spending money and presenting a receipt. Or, I have to terminate my coverage for a couple months and I’m not sure I want to do that because I don’t know what re-enrolling will be like

worst day of the year. hour stolen from night time given to the smug idiot breakfast eaters. the rise and shine clowns

I got added to a list for using antisemitic slurs and yet never once have I actually used them. Like unless they saw a post in support of Palestine and just went off the deep end, no idea what that’s about

It’s wild that a lot of us are being put on lists for like, bad racist people. I don’t know if those people are just fatally online or if it’s bots just throwing stuff at the wall

Bunch a weirdos who have me on a list for being antisemitic

How I got added to this list is beyond me because I don’t use slurs 💀

I am also blocked lol

Ahhh Happy Birthday!!

What in the fresh fuck did I just watch and why are so many big time actors voicing characters in this????

Wait WHAT

This MFer with his MFin ass takes

Lmao not Pasta doing the confused Travolta COPE AND SEETHE

What a shot goddamn

HAHAHAAHAHAH YESSSSSS

AHHHHH SOMETHING’S GOTTA GIVE

This game is #drunj

Ugh

Pens?

I feel like I’m being targeted by Ninja Creami ads.

As someone who wants to eat healthier but enjoys frozen treats, I’m tempted.

And just as I post this Boston makes it 3-0

Pens Imma need you to get it together

Graphic celebrating International Women’s Day with the slogan “Hail to Her” and a photo collage of alumnae from the Pitt Band

Anyway Hail to Her #InternationalWomensDay

Between the Avs and Kraken those seem to be the teams I enjoy in the west.

I enjoy these Avs jerseys

Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that “it’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

international women’s day

EXACTLY

I don’t care if they recorded me. It’s every fucking day and multiple times a day. Get a real fucking job you losers.

Screenshot of an iPhone deleted voicemail list with messages coming from either a Fiona Eastman or Angelica Eastman about a loan approval

Finally caved and called the number back on the voicemail and yelled at someone to take my fucking number off the list. I think the girl was too stunned to speak.

I’m supposed to go to a baby shower today and I feel so disgusting and sore 😩