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@braiseon

Phish, food, and Family Feud! Teacher near Chicago. Wanna have a catch?

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FvF was top tier racing film

09.03.2026 00:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah I’m really kicking myself for squandering that hour a few months ago

08.03.2026 17:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

F1 isn’t bad! Meant to be seen in theaters though

08.03.2026 16:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
08.03.2026 16:27 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have a new one in my garage waiting to be installed, just waiting for my buddy to be available to help me install it

08.03.2026 15:25 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The handle also broke off last week. Grabbing it by the greasy bottom of the door is nasty

08.03.2026 15:24 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

It was like solving a 4th grade standardized math test problem this morning

08.03.2026 15:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The only numerals that work on my microwave are 1, 6, 7, and 0. So I had to wait precisely until 9:01 to change the time on my microwave

08.03.2026 15:04 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

The Final Countdown!

08.03.2026 15:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Rahmie and Michele’s High School Reunion

08.03.2026 14:51 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Seriously. I thought I slept in till 8:30. Luckily microwaves never lie

08.03.2026 14:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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07.03.2026 13:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Pobody’s Nerfect

03.03.2026 18:10 👍 167 🔁 22 💬 5 📌 0
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Random book that showed up in my classroom

02.03.2026 22:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Same same. My best friend lives there. So nice to have a home game for once

28.02.2026 13:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Madison?

28.02.2026 13:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Robert Zimmerman

24.02.2026 19:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Gen X urge to walk 500 miles (and walk 500 more)

22.02.2026 13:57 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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have a Master’s Degree and still I tore apart this 2-dimensional piece of cardboard thinking there would be two gift cards tucked inside……

21.02.2026 15:38 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This made me laugh harder than I care to admit

21.02.2026 13:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have a Sex Bob Omb coffee mug

15.02.2026 10:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Random thoughts on Wuthering Heights:

1. How does one even get a floor that red and glossy?

2. Those egg yolks would have made a great pasta

3. I hope someone remembers to feed Isabella

4. My dermatologist would have LOVED Catherine’s bedroom

5. Is Wuthering an adjective?

#filmsky

14.02.2026 12:43 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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13.02.2026 17:52 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Gallup isn’t polling Presidential Approval ratings anymore. Like what else do they even do? You have one job.

13.02.2026 17:50 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I would think an artist would rather appreciate the fast paced visual production and appreciate the sound than try to keep up with rap subtitles

09.02.2026 02:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
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Bad Bunny like

09.02.2026 01:39 👍 2243 🔁 509 💬 14 📌 24

Seguimos aquí

09.02.2026 01:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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TIL that the target in curling is called the button.

They really missed an opportunity to call it the tortellini

08.02.2026 03:44 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

She can dance a Cajun rhythm/crab in my shoemouth

06.02.2026 02:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue

05.02.2026 11:50 👍 32286 🔁 13860 💬 589 📌 1595