Craig

Who knew Tobias Funke was the role model for all those Rangers fans?

🎶I was sweeping all the waste up in a top abbatoir, when I met you 🎶

So fucking good.

We should have declared

The Fargo Woodchippers. It’s like a baseball player was fed into a woodchipper but not really its an animated logo style.

Some of the Minor League promo team names are ok but sometimes they nail it.

The Fargo Woodchippers.

Imagine the irony of a US President accusing the UK of being late to join an armed conflict. Just imagine it. Oh.

I’d have no idea how to feign being such a one-dimensional mediocrity

It’s fucking awesome

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The guy who filmed Andrew Tate dancing in Dubai

Played it earlier

This is like calling Fred Durst when your music festival is already on fire.

What the fuck is this shit?

MADE OF STONE ROSES

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CEREMONY NEW ORDER

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More headlines like this please

I fucking hate Kasabian. Lumpen mediocre dad-rock played by halfwits, to an audience of quarterwits who think doing cheap coke, and lobbing beer and piss at gigs makes them Liam Gallagher.

Have a lovely day, everyone.

Tell if someone’s an ass-guy (gender neutral) by holding a buttock up under their chin.

A white work van in a parking lot that has "C&C Pest Control" written on the side

Did.. Did the Music Factory go out of business?

He always annoyed because he looked like a mouth breather. Now he’s proved he is one.

We saw them do this in London and it seemed like a perfect way to bring the whole thing to a close. Properly poignant.

The Sex Pistols on the Bill Grundy show

Johnny Parrotten

Every road game the Rangers play should be a Pride or BLM night

Created by Pete Winkelman, who went on to create something else that should never have existed - MK Dons

Rotating hosts but only cast members of Escape to Victory

It’s Northern Irish for Sourpuss