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The DOJ released evidence, which the FBI deemed credible, that the President of the United States sexually and physically assaulted a 13 year old girl AND she was afraid to talk about it because Trump would kill her—and it’s somehow not the biggest scandal in American history?

09.03.2026 00:46 👍 8420 🔁 3096 💬 141 📌 117

The Leafs have two regulation wins in their last 20 games.

They're playing at a 38-point pace since Jan. 12. At that rate, they'd end the year around 73-74 points, which would be fourth last a year ago.

They'd have to go 4-13-1 or worse the rest of the way. It looks possible.

08.03.2026 01:58 👍 32 🔁 6 💬 6 📌 1
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I've been running gdcparties.com for a few years now. Some shitty company BlueberryAI decided they'd just take all the source code for the work I've done and reskin it, advertising it as their own. Jokes on them...it was still linked to my events spreadsheet, and now their website looks like this 😉

06.03.2026 21:43 👍 4386 🔁 1050 💬 70 📌 41

I’m pretty sure he scored less goals for the leafs last year than Nick Foligno did in his stint here

07.03.2026 04:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Sean Astin is a damn good dude

07.03.2026 03:39 👍 35 🔁 12 💬 4 📌 2

Honestly watching the Leafs losing those heartbreakers in the playoffs never felt natural anyway. We’re back to being absolute garbage and worrying about striking out in the draft, right where we belong. Feels good to be back

06.03.2026 21:29 👍 28 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 2

Lmao Yost already back on twitter

06.03.2026 15:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yup. Screams of corporate saying the team can’t ever take a step back for any reason. Just let PM play for the last year and he’s gone! Sweet sweet 3 games of playoff revenue is just too much to pass up.

06.03.2026 05:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I just really disagree with this take if “horses” are Willy, Matthews and Marner. They traded a FRP for a fourth liner almost every trade deadline. They just made boneheaded decisions thinking the were helping put the team over the top for too long

06.03.2026 05:30 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yeah I think that’s what I’m trying to say. They got unlucky a couple times with a young team and then made the decision to make themselves worse with every decision after that. Has to be MLSE board directive

06.03.2026 04:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think people think hard about this. They had a melt down, a couple unlucky series losses and then actively started making their team bad with huge defencemen and “defensive forwards” the MLSE board learned the wrong lessons from a couple round 1 losses and cratered the direction of the team

06.03.2026 04:26 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
@FuctupMike - 2h

Bernie Sanders should be forced to give away 90% of his birthday cake.

#HappyBirthdayBernie

@HireMelmFunny
Replying to @FuctupMike

Have you ever been to a birthday party, Mike

@FuctupMike - 2h Bernie Sanders should be forced to give away 90% of his birthday cake. #HappyBirthdayBernie @HireMelmFunny Replying to @FuctupMike Have you ever been to a birthday party, Mike

05.03.2026 00:48 👍 266 🔁 48 💬 0 📌 3

He can re up with us in July!

04.03.2026 21:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The Toronto Maple Leafs are scratching Oliver Ekman-Larsson, Scott Laughton, and Bobby McMann tonight due to “roster management” as the trade deadline approaches, per Chris Johnston.

04.03.2026 21:05 👍 15 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 1
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OPINION | Media needs to be better when it comes to covering the difficult issues in hockey | CBC Sports The SNL appearance by U.S. hockey players provided an opportunity to focus on hockey again, and offered audiences and fans some closure. But has anything really changed? As a journalist, I often ask: ...

It's time to talk about hockey media in Canada. Actually, it has been time for awhile. My thoughts on comments from Insiders, hockey media approaches, using language correctly, and accountability - or the lack of it.
www.cbc.ca/sports/hocke...

03.03.2026 15:59 👍 120 🔁 65 💬 6 📌 15

With you here. This team isn’t THAT bad

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01.03.2026 05:11 👍 743 🔁 116 💬 16 📌 14
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01.03.2026 07:16 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0
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imagine waking up to see that someone started an illegal war while wearing your favorite hat. that’d suck so bad

28.02.2026 17:24 👍 282 🔁 62 💬 11 📌 3

"The system's power comes not from its truth, but from everyone's willingness to perform as if it were true, and its fragility comes from the same source. When even one person stops performing, when the greengrocer removes his sign, the illusion begins to crack"

- Mark Carney

28.02.2026 16:37 👍 317 🔁 112 💬 16 📌 7

scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe?

AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe

10.01.2024 14:09 👍 9793 🔁 2028 💬 53 📌 60

“i’m still punk” i whisper to myself as i turn down the music in my car so i can see better

24.02.2026 02:21 👍 3517 🔁 723 💬 8 📌 0

So insightful noodles

28.02.2026 00:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They could have sent him down before the break without any issues though, no? Just ridiculous this kid has barely played

27.02.2026 15:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

happy 14th anniversary to all who observe

26.02.2026 21:59 👍 6149 🔁 2478 💬 55 📌 40

I will say it’s kinda nice we left the bitcoin weirdos like CJ and Seravalli behind when we all left Twitter for Bluesky The Sports App. Hope it sticks.

25.02.2026 16:51 👍 36 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0

I mean isn’t that the perfect excuse? Who knows the truth

25.02.2026 00:32 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Prediction: the attempts by Sportsnet and TSN to rehab the image of the US Olympic Hockey team will dwarf their attempt to rehab Gretzky's reputation

24.02.2026 22:47 👍 19 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0

Exciting news! Bluesky's v1.117 update has rolled out more support for Bandcamp embeds—now you can play songs right inside posts! Happy listening 🎶

23.02.2026 22:08 👍 322 🔁 78 💬 3 📌 8

Wasn’t 2010 5v5 continuous?

23.02.2026 14:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0