high & off the wallflower

Albert Pujols in manager glasses

Nothing has hammered home that I’m in my mid-to-late 30s quite like seeing Manager Glasses Albert Pujols.

Define human consciousness. Oh you can't do that? That means my website has a personality by default

Dogs are losing SEVEN HOURS tonight!

I dont like the way this video read my entire life like this lol

checking the WBC Scores

Israel will respond by launching a series of baseballs toward Suriname

margot the dog looking particularly small and stubborn sitting in the middle of the kitchen (c.2020). it's giving the shining twins

to leave you must answer her riddles three

A SKELEATEN IN CYBER WORLD AND DA TEXT SAY'S "THE MEDIAS GENTLE CRITICISM OF THE RULING CLASS IS MORE INSULTING THAN IF THEY SAID NOTHING AT ALL, AND FOR SOME REASON I CANT EAT ONIONS ANY MORE, ONE DAY THEY STARTED RIPPEN MY GUTS UP AN D THE DAMB DOCTOR SAID JUST QUIT EATEN EM, THATS NOT A SOLUTOION!!!! ITS NOT A SOLUTION MOTHER FUCKER" - YOU LIVE FOR 30 OR 40 YEAR'S ON THE PLANET AND YOUR BODY STARTS CRAPPEN OUT AND ALL THE DOCTOR WILL TELL YOU IS "THAT HAPPENS" YEAH BUDDY IM AWARE IT HAPPENS AND ITS COOL TO BE BAD AT YOUR JOB BECUASE ITS A WAY TO SABOTAGE CAPTALISM BUT ALSO I NEED HEALTH CARE SO IDK WHAT TO DO EXCEPT SMOKE MORE WEED "ITS SORT OF MEDICINE" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

MOTHER FUCKER - dashare.zone ADMIN

Prove to me that Claude doesn’t have a big swinging hog

WBC broadcast about to restart The Troubles

Former MLB slugger Carlos Lee is the hitting coach for Panama’s world baseball classic team. He appears to have put on some weight and is also sporting a goatee. He seems quite a bit jollier than his playing days

Excuse me????

There’s no NBA comp. Every NBA player is asked to play both offense and defense.

“Good defender + good hitter” happens all of the time. Michael Jordan is the Willie Mays comp.

There’s no basketball comp for Ohtani because there can’t be a basketball comp for Ohtani.

Ratio of good men vs bad men who kill themselves is really fucking lopsided

patriotism re-entering my body the second kyle schwarber drills a 500 foot dinger off the british

Person Who Doesn't Realize Wrestling Fans Know It's Scripted is such a perfect Bluesky character

🩷 ɪᴛ'ꜱ ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴇꜰꜰᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ! 🩷

you have to have a very particular kind of brain to be a "wrestling is silly and fake and cosplay, how could i ever take it seriously?" person. it's so boring and surface level. i don't understand how someone who thinks like this has the capacity to enjoy Art

They're called terrorists @nbcnews.com

Petition to rename all baseball to honkbal.

‘Out at first honk’

‘A nifty steal of second honk’

‘Never be the first out at thir honk’

Etc etc.

christopher nolan’s the odyssey bravely raises the question ‘what if odysseus was from boston’

EXCLUSIVE! After members of both teams competed internationally, AEW Women's World Tag Team Champions The Babes of Wrath ( @harleycameron.bsky.social +
@willowwrestles.bsky.social) were attacked during a pre show interview by MegaBad before #AEWCollision in Tucson, TONIGHT!

Sign that says “Wrestling is Real Trickle-Down Economics is Fake”

See y’all at #AEWcollision tonight.

I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times

Every time I take my kid to check out a new park, I am astonished by how great the playgrounds are. Some look like the one pictured below, but most have much cooler stuff than we ever had as kids. So much online freak grievance is just “you need to go outside and participate in actual society”

I’m a lil stoned and whatever that quote is has sent me into orbit

Anti-Semites have agency so I don't want to let them off the hook but at the same time the groups that were supposed to enforce the cordon sanitaire blew their credibility on attacking a guy who went to more bar mitzvahs than most of us as an anti-Semite.

Looking forward to Hegseth not being able to figure out how to turn on the translation headphones at The Hague so he just sits there listening to the guy read off all his crimes in Dutch

i love every story that's like "why is Player XYZ playing for Team XYZ in the World Baseball Classic" and it's like brother have you heard of wars