I'd been avoiding any info on Wuthering Heights (2026) bc it just didn't seem for me, and now I've found out there's no ghost Cathy? That's the best part! Failure movie, anti-apparition movie, will NOT be leaving my grave to haunt a screening any time soon.
well that’s not an apartment. that’s a horse.
quite upset w myself im reading watership down and then forgot to pack it today so now i hv to fill my free time scrolling on my phone, like an idiot
every marty supreme post’s like “oh penn jillette is so good” or “wow that shark tank guy!” but did no one else experience the pop i did when seeing frequent oprah show guest and icon of the 2000s target purse rack isaac mizrahi? he’s great!
you’re all jealous of me because i made a good chickpea salad. don’t deny it!
It is my birthday today 🎂
next monday’s my birthday. you have a week to think of a gushing compliment to give me as a gift.
i’ve always chosen my halloween costumes based on an abiding childhood fear that the events of halloween 2 kalabar’s revenge will happen in real life. you can nvr be too careful.
im gonna need texas to stop being a red-alert place for trans people bc i have online Canadian friends i want to bring here and subject to the whattaburger patty melt
old box that says ideal babe shoe
happiest three word story
I fixed the Cracker Barrel logo if anyone is interested! #illustration #branding
H-E-B grocery store caked iced and piped with pastel blue, pink, and white frosting.
happy austin pride weekend here is a cake i saw at H-E-B that’s the trans colors
honestly I should have swapped Mickey 17 for a comment on our mutual james spader/crash fandom
was delighted to join my friend @thejokesboy.bsky.social for 2 stops on his tour of austin's queer club bathrooms! it's an essential (and fun!) read 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 🫡 www.austinchronicle.com/arts/2025-08...
happy national “both roommates independently getting popeye’s for dinner” day to all who celebrate
"ChatGPT is great for brainstorming!"
Actually we have a tool for that already! It's called thinking. We use our brain. It's called brainstorming! Clue is in the name.
wait i forgot to tell you guys about a dream i had where a gator was loose in my home, but when i sat down criss-cross-applesauce, it wandered over, laid in my lap, and let me pet it. im feeling tenderness toward nature despite its violence. also i like crocodilia. 🐊
can’t get anymore work done today im just thinking abt the rlly good pizza slice i had for lunch from allday pizza
nah, i think that’s the very point of trans culture: that everyone should be able to examine and play with those truly mutable parts of one’s identity.
im biased i think bc James was always a dream name for me, but when trusted friends started using it without me asking AND i wrote it like a million times all over my notebooks, then it felt more organic to say. anyway, victoria is a great name!
that’s the hino magic tho
its a fairy tale where the princess is a baby from hell who lives in the dump! i love her so much.
i think vaping looks and is stupid
image from hideshi hino's horror manga of the titular Hell Baby, who has one small eye, one big eye, sharp teeth, prominent nostrils, drool, thin hair, and a beautiful spirit.
haven't connected to a fictional character as quickly as i did to Hell Baby in a while. when i look at her, my heart grows two sizes.
AI you will never recreate as perfect a video as when jeremy fragrance yelled out a tonsil stone.
She's literally attempting to solo run trans genocide. There is almost no one you can supoort who so directly wants to cause the harm they cause. You need to make supporting her work so uncomfortable, such a social no that people are forced to quit. No fics, no games, no house in bio, no theme park.
Love all the posts bragging about the new googoo AI that then post a video of an 8 second scene that, though realistic in appearance, objectively sucks shit. I don’t care if the product perfectly recreates a standup clip if the whole thing isn’t funny! that’s why anybody likes anything!
had to kill a roach during the work day. i deserve a medal of bravery, or like 20 dollars for emotional compensation (the equivalent of one pepperoni pizza).
CP toned black-and-white photo of a short haired, tabby cat sitting up for a professional photo portrait. The cat has a fancy metal collar with a bell and a light colored bowtie to it. Text at the bottom reads the family pet. In the lower right corner there’s more text that reads copyright by CE Bullard 1902.
“The Family Pet” Postcard from my collection, copyright 1902, mailed 1910.
i don't think the cryptkeeper should be joking around about that kinda stuff
