fat girls in crop tops can i get a hell yeah
07.03.2026 03:46
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fat girls in crop tops can i get a hell yeah
I felt good today. I’m happy.
I still can’t believe I have a 20 year old kid lol. I did good though. I raised an amazing person.
I think I want a tiny home in like 5 years. By then, my baby will be well into the age where she don’t wanna live with her mama anymore and be on her own. It’ll be just me and whatever cat chooses me.
woo shit
I made the mistake of deleting my old twitter memes folder last year smh.
I have folders categorized for specific feelings/moods and also a general memes and gifs folder for those I don’t know where they fit.
I know spaghetti is Italian but hating spaghetti is anti-black. I don’t make the rules.
Insomnia
I usually use Torani syrup to make popsicles and freeze cups. This time I’m gonna try Da Vinci peach syrup and see if I like it.
You ain't never met Martin Luther the King!
This is exactly the tactic Wile E Coyote used to try on the Roadrunner 😭
If you like these we know what you also like
Store aisle shelves stuffed on one side with inflatable ducks faces the other, stuffed with inflatable flamingos.
some shit is about to go down
Coconut shavings
This is hands down the worst invention of all time
god i’m so horny i need to be locked in a cage
Terrance Howard hit them steps mayne 🤣
I would’ve saw them as a challenge I’d be willing to accept.
The way early 20s me would’ve…*deep sigh* lrt
This is INSANE. This is a human TRUCK
Sometimes I wish I wasn’t feared. It would make certain things much easier for me.
Just sitting. I might make some tea.
When people say cities like Baltimore & DC are rundown shitholes the quiet part is that they’re mad so many Black people are there in those cities going about their daily lives as regular & you have to see them in those cities. That’s pretty much it.
Clearly a forgery. Jesus dots his i with a heart.
*on antiques roadshow* I’m sorry…what?
omg yacht rock jesus
Yall need to be down at somebody's training camp.
I'm actually very affectionate if I fuck with you. I will love you DOWN honey.
