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Randle McMurphy

@malepatterndadness

Inmate of the Asylum. Or am I running it? Revolutions start with a single act of defiance. Defy the right wing takeover of the USA! Mitten State I could do without the bot DMs.

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What are the chances of the supervolcano under Yellowstone erupting this year or a massive meteor hitting the earth? Honestly, I just don't know if our species deserves a future.

06.03.2026 21:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If they cant find the money,I would suggest checking Tangerine Palpatine's personal accounts.

06.03.2026 15:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Once again, Trump calls it a war. Strange that congress is OK with that.

06.03.2026 02:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 38 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 20:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But that involves less super cool explosions and marginalization of people. White Jesus won't be happy.

05.03.2026 13:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Arrest the goddamn president

03.03.2026 22:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 9382 ๐Ÿ” 1297 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 268 ๐Ÿ“Œ 58

Is it pitchforks and torches time yet?

04.03.2026 03:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Costco has a 10 pound chocolate bunny. It costs $135. I just think that is crazy.

04.03.2026 01:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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03.03.2026 19:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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03.03.2026 12:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Belt mark from autoerotic asphyxiation.

03.03.2026 00:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe the US wouldn't, but how about Trump and Hooch Hegseth?

03.03.2026 00:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Belt mark from autoerotic asphyxiation?

02.03.2026 23:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They didn't seem to have any goal other than to blow shit up. Can't someone buy them a Playstation or Xbox with Call of Duty?

Is anyone else concerned by how little they value human lives?

02.03.2026 22:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've got a good feeling about this.

02.03.2026 19:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Of course. No one wanted this war. They wanted food and health care and energy prices to go down. Now all those things will cost more.

It's a war of folly by a doddering old man who likes when things blow up and needs to distract us from the child sex ring he's connected to.

02.03.2026 12:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 11187 ๐Ÿ” 3648 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 612 ๐Ÿ“Œ 239

3 US fighter jets brought down by "friendly fire?" I can sort of understand a single mistake, but 3? Are we sure we understand who the enemy is?

#EndTheEpsteinWar

02.03.2026 14:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hegseth: "Mine is to do 4 more shots then pull an Irish goodbye."

02.03.2026 14:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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28.02.2026 19:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FIFA should ask for their peace prize back.

28.02.2026 16:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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28.02.2026 15:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 19692 ๐Ÿ” 6336 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 578 ๐Ÿ“Œ 289

Just a friendly reminder:our government is openly stealing our tax money (including tariffs). They are:
1. Lining their own pockets, i.e grift.
2. Giving tax breaks to billionaires.
3. Funding secret police who terrorize and kill Americans.
4. Funding unauthorized wars and military actions.

27.02.2026 18:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The longer he stays in office, the worse things will get and more damage will be done. The longer it goes on, the harder it will be to fix.

26.02.2026 15:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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26.02.2026 15:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The GOP members of Congress are,on average, really stupid. They also believe that most Americans are far more stupid and will fall for anything.

26.02.2026 12:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If they plug in the AI bot, Cuba is in real trouble.

25.02.2026 20:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He gives Scott Evil vibes.

25.02.2026 20:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So, you are saying that I should take that big family vacation sooner than later.

25.02.2026 18:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trump has been CAUGHT HIDING EVIDENCE OF HIM RAPING AND TORTURING A GIRL UNDER 16. Multiple FBI interviews with an Epstein victim laid out this horrid abuse back in his 1st term. Trump's FBI FUCKING BURRIED IT THEN AND THEY STILL FUCKING ARE! OUR PRESIDENT IS A LEGIT PEDO!

24.02.2026 21:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 44 ๐Ÿ” 18 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am not going to watch the SOTU tonight because I can not tolerate that man's voice. However, I eagerly anticipate the news from it. I expect that this could be one of the most epically weird and surreal speeches of all time. We are witnessing the collapse of the world's greatest conman.

24.02.2026 22:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0