Foxtrot Tango

Yes, we are.

Johnson: I think what we are learning from the Epstein files was a well-coordinated act of treason. If you think about how they use blackmail to get policymakers to act outside of the best interests of this nation and our Constitution, that’s treason.

I did. Because the global economy resembles nothing more than a migration of lemmings.

I’m tired of taking the blame for the election getting ratfucked by Putin and Musk.

He never has before, why would he start now?

Is Russia not considered a European nation?

Close your eyes and imagine a handsome, intelligent, caring black man named Obama.

He’s supposed to be running the country like a business, but “winning by a lot” is not exactly a key performance indicator as performance metrics go.

Republicans in Congress could rein in Trump but they won’t. Which is even worse.

Kompromat and bribery. It's been working for more than a decade now.

Oceania has always been at war with Eurasia.

My dinner? Dude, I may never have sex again.

Beginning to think our president may have an overexuberant opinion of himself.

Cat can play.

Showing me deviled eggs when I have no deviled eggs to eat is cruel and unusual punishment.

Why? Democrats are honest politicians. When AIPAC buys them, they stay bought.

Not just career ending kompromat. Lynch mob spawning kompromat.

I may have turned a corner today. Revolution is likely going to be the only way out, and that sucks for everyone. But it will be easier to restore law and order after the fascist government collapses under the weight of its own stupidity and malice.

The same people who believe Ivana died by falling down stairs she never used.

That's because they operate as an auxiliary extension of the Republican Party. In the grand farce that American politics has become, Democrats' role is to appear to oppose Republican policy to sell the illusion that we are still a democratic republic. We are not. We are a plutocratic oligarchy.

You can't trust lousy Smarch weather. I'd wait a few weeks.

Well, shit. I am now, thank you very much.

They served in Call of Duty and Medal of Honor.

We tried, but Putin and Musk ratfucked it.

Do you recall the Vincent D'Onofrio character in Men in Black?

The only steady hand he will bring to the job is the one he uses to stroke Trump's dick when he sucks it.

COVID didn't kill enough of us fast enough for the billionaire technofascists who want to decrease the surplus population, so now we get World War Three. Huzzah.

I'm not on anybody's side because nobody is really on my side.

No, we can't, because nobody is willing to admit that the public was duped into believing Trump actually won the 2024 election without tampering by Putin and Musk in all the swing states. But don't be so hard on Americans. There's a sucker born here every minute. Sometimes more than one.

And woke, don't forget woke. That one's the death blow.