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@sethpartnow

Current: Staff Product Scientist @ Teamworks Author: “The Midrange Theory” Prev: Director of Basketball Research @ Milwaukee Bucks. Dir. N. American Sports @ StatsBomb. NBA analysis @ The Athletic. NBA DS @ Penn Entertainment.

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I’m at the stage of editing mine where cutting sections mostly means I’m done faster.

06.03.2026 20:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s usually their behavior not the child’s. Every one of my kids’ respective classmates who sucks has asshole parents, at best.

06.03.2026 00:31 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie is talking to someone and saying hey . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking to someone and saying hey .
05.03.2026 21:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That was Nathan R Jessup, silly.

05.03.2026 19:24 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Also serves as an illustration of who Steve, Pete and Kash think they are.

05.03.2026 19:14 👍 13 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

Plus led to the whole Hive arc which was awesome.

05.03.2026 19:10 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a cartoon chicken with big eyes and a red crest is looking at the camera . ALT: a cartoon chicken with big eyes and a red crest is looking at the camera .
05.03.2026 18:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ll go with more stupid.

05.03.2026 18:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why do they have a plate in there, then?

05.03.2026 16:46 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Much like the litter itself. I also initially read it as somebody just dumped the contents of a cat box over the fence into the neighbors yard

05.03.2026 16:42 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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a man with the words ya think ya betta than me written below him ALT: a man with the words ya think ya betta than me written below him

Don’t make me call Gem on you.

05.03.2026 16:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

What, do you think words have meanings or something?

05.03.2026 16:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What, you think you’re bettah than me?

05.03.2026 16:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I heard my first bahhstan accent shortly after arriving this morning and smiled.

05.03.2026 15:49 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I didn’t see a column named “*” though?

05.03.2026 15:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Let’s take the part of soccer people like most and ruin it.

05.03.2026 15:15 👍 28 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0

Wat.

05.03.2026 15:07 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The people coming straight from undergrad had thousand yard stares about 3 weeks in, while people who had had real jobs were lounging.

05.03.2026 15:06 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

secret power up: 1L isn't all that bad if you've had to do an actual day's work first

05.03.2026 15:03 👍 82 🔁 5 💬 9 📌 0

Speaking in 20 second soundbites and giving a speech are just wildly different skills. The former you can do on autopilot once you get a few reps, the latter you have to actually work at.

05.03.2026 14:51 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“The Ducks are going to have their way to-niiiiiiight”

05.03.2026 14:43 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Basically yeah. Put my tween daughter in the C-suite.

05.03.2026 14:06 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

OpenAI would go through like 8 CWOs a year as each successive one is driven mad by Altman’s bullshit.

05.03.2026 14:05 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Corporate law needs to be changed to require a CWO - a Chief WTF Are You Talking About Officer who steps in like the dude in the “new homeowners becoming their parents” commercials when the boss starts talking like this.

05.03.2026 14:01 👍 19 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1

What family is that Jared guy a part of again?

05.03.2026 13:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh I have zero sympathy for anyone taken in by this one.

05.03.2026 13:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

?

05.03.2026 13:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This is the natural end point of thinking of other people as NPCs.

05.03.2026 13:20 👍 23 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

lol. Lmao even.

I think I just completed the English Comp 101 curriculum they offer.

05.03.2026 13:19 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Holy shit

05.03.2026 05:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0