I can’t be sad today. I have too much to do.
09.03.2026 17:06
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I can’t be sad today. I have too much to do.
sit 💥
Jail 🥳
TLC:
I don’t do rubbers boo 🤪
10-day weather forecast and it’s going to be a wet one
Bruh
This doesn’t apply to me, suckers! 🤪
Don’t forget to set your clocks to oblivion.
Sign me up for extra credit
idle Pokémon battle animations be like
My little baby chocolate orange brioche bread on a cutting board
A boy and his love for bread (and terrible bread cutting skills)
Real
Pokapenis
Cate, u still a dumb bish.
Occasionally? Stop playin. 🙃
I’m going to Costco today. I need that money by 2pm, you orange buffoon.
If this doesn’t sound like a cousin f*cker to me, iono 🤷♂️
I am gay and therefore powerful.
Imagine if she never performed ‘Midnight Sun’ on her Midnight Sun tour.
Honestly… WORK!
Siri, play BBB by Juvenile & Megan Thee Stallion. 🔊
thots and players boo
when a co-worker with a birth year that starts with a 2 tries to tell you how to do your job:
🤭
No, it’s cake. 😚
National Pound Cake Day
A man on a bed with sun glasses looking to the beyonder with the text above that reads: “fight for our country” just last week it was go back to your own country.
Am I trippin or is this embezzlement?
If you’re Filipino and you voted for the orange felon, I hope you eat soggy lumpias foreverrrrrr you redneck bum bitch.
Me during a serious conversation.
