If you're in a meeting on speakerphone in public, and you get upset when someone asks you to use headphones or turn down the volume, you are a special kind of asshole.
Doubly so when that public space is in a hospital waiting room.
Funny, watching the "tiem trial" yesterday, I wondered how fast they were going on some of the downhill portions becasue it looked like they were motoring.
I'm pretty sure Olympic cross country skiers go faster uphill than I've ever skied downhill.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but Mar-a-Lago is Spanish.
If you watched the MAGA halftime show because you wanted to hear songs sung in English, please answer one question:
What does 'bawitdaba' mean?
The Sam Darnold Redemption Arc is just too irresistible.
Go Seahawks!
MAGA is actively rooting against American athletes solely because those athletes exercised their First Amendment rights, and MAGA didn't like what they said.
The drone camera angles for the skiing and sledding events are simply amazing.
MAGA is big mad that the artist for the Super Bowl halftime show doesn't sing in English.
Their solution: put on a show where the headliner has a song titled, Bawitaba
All this bullshit AND we lose Catherine O'Hara?
We live in the worst timeline.
That's not a penguin. It's Greg Bovino.
For those following along at home, Trump has promised to lower house prices for those looking to buy but keep them high for those looking to sell.
It truly is amazing that this economic genius bankrupted multiple casinos.
During the movie my friend needed to use the bathroom so he yelled up and asked the projectionist if he could 'pause' the movie ... And the guy did.
Seeing people talk about the empty movie theaters for 'Melania' reminds me of a time in the early '90s where a friend and I went to see 'Hero'.
We were the only ones in the theater.
MAGA: You shouldn't go to a protest armed.
Also MAGA: The US should arm the protesters in Iran.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but kicking a vehicle's taillight is not something you should be executed for, either.
"Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect." - Frank Milhoit
The Second Amendment, if it were written by MAGA:
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed, unless you are a liberal and then we will murder you after we disarm you.
Imagine how many dead MAGA would have been all over the Capitol on Jan 6 if the Capitol Police used the same rationale for deadly force as ICE.
I guess the unspoken second part of "Don't tread on me" is "But feel free to tread on others, I don't GAF"
This tracks, becauses they freequently publicize the name and face of a suspected pedophile.
A subset of NFL fans are threatening to boycot the Super Bowl.
Ironically, this is the same group who has claimed to have abandonded the NFL at least 3 or 4 times.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but an internal DHS memo from Cosplay Barbie does not supersede the Constitution.
I love that they repurposed the Jedi Temple into a football stadium.
The football Gods giveth, and the football Gods taketh away.
The NFL's script writers have absolutely nailed this postseason.
I'm pretty sure the rules say no.
I don't know about anyone else, but I'd love to see Jarrett Whatshisface win the Super Bowl.
