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Zaddy Monorail if you're nasty. Walt Disney World, Universal Orlando, and SeaWorld fan. Star Wars is in my DNA. I bleed Tennessee Orange. Black Lives Matter LGBTQ+ Ally #SaveTheMuppets He/Him

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I would like you all to know if Formula 1 Racing awards me the 2025 Baker of the Year award it wasn't because I asked for it. Why would I do that? I mean I am an incredible baker. I've baked probably 100's of things. Maybe like a thousand things this week. The best pies. People are saying that.

05.12.2025 22:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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He gives $20 Billion of OUR dollars to bailout Argentina without consulting Congress or the American people. Does that seem like the actions of a KING to you?

Join us & let him know just what you think about that this Saturday, 10/18

#NoThronesNoCrownsNO_KINGS ๐Ÿ‘‘

15.10.2025 18:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 26192 ๐Ÿ” 8270 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1431 ๐Ÿ“Œ 371

Contemplating a social media purge. I can't doom scroll anymore. The world is too awful day to day, and I don't want to flood all my free time with horrors. I'll keep Instagram, for now anyway. If you'd like to stay connected I'm Justin_Monorail on the 'gram.

19.09.2025 15:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Maybe my favorite HHN food item???

17.09.2025 02:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

NicO and 3, am I right? Thank goodness he went to a team that surrounded him with "more talent" lol That being said I wish him the best... #GoVols

13.09.2025 14:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Birthday shoutout to host of the @morningmonorail.bsky.social, @justinmonorail.bsky.social! Make his day and give them both a follow and subscribe to the podcast it's great! #DisSky

09.09.2025 13:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks dude! Happy birthday to us all!

09.09.2025 13:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It's finally GameDay! Go Vols! Beat Syracuse!

30.08.2025 14:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Taking our talents out West! Prepare yourself, Cali.

29.08.2025 13:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LISTENER QUESTION OF THE WEEK! What Muppets gag would you love to see incorporated into the pre-show, queue or ride when Rock โ€˜nโ€™ Roller Coaster under new Muppet management reopens? Share your thoughts below, and we'll discuss on an upcoming episode.

28.08.2025 14:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The NYT mini crossword going behind the paywall is my new Cracker Barrel logo!

28.08.2025 12:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm in Lake Mary and it sounded close!

22.08.2025 04:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyone else hear/feel an explosion in the Orlando area?

22.08.2025 04:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This meltdown over Cracker Barrel's rebranding feels like it might be our country's death rattle.

22.08.2025 01:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know, technically if you lock in a final 2 with everyone in the house you're at least telling one person the truth. #bb27

22.08.2025 00:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lol absolutely not

16.08.2025 19:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I say yes, it is. Understand what you're getting into. It's disgusting from start to finish. BUT I liked it a lot more than the first one. Better character development, more of the 80's slasher feel... They go more supernatural which is somewhat unnecessary in my opinion, but overall I enjoyed it.

16.08.2025 19:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I watched Terrifier 2 last night for HHN research. Ask me anything.

16.08.2025 19:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm seeing they've postponed reservation availability for the Beak and Barrel because of the server issues this morning. I don't know why we can't just use the virtual walk-up wait list for Beak and Barrel like we do for Nomad Lounge.

14.08.2025 14:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just jumped in to Season 1 right before S2 dropped and I am loving it. Very pleasantly surprised.

14.08.2025 12:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Current status...

14.08.2025 12:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
The finale of The Festival of the Lion King show at Disney's Animal Kingdom. Voted number 1 show by me, in the best Disney park according to me.

The finale of The Festival of the Lion King show at Disney's Animal Kingdom. Voted number 1 show by me, in the best Disney park according to me.

Best show in the best park. Facts.

12.08.2025 13:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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12.08.2025 13:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

After posting this I realize the translation of LFG has changed... What do you think I meant?

09.08.2025 19:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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LFG

09.08.2025 19:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Naked Gun made my face hurt. So freaking good.

09.08.2025 18:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Halloween Horror Nights 2025 Preview | Across the Universal with Stephers Monday Morning Monorail Podcast ยท Episode

Stephers and Justin released a special Halloween Horror Nights 2025 preview on the main MMM feed today! Let's go!

open.spotify.com/episode/3By8...

08.08.2025 15:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What the hell is this Diary Room hallway nonsense?!?

08.08.2025 00:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah! Yes, I need to pencil that in. Thanks!

07.08.2025 19:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0