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@krystoff720

Moving over from the hellsite. Here for comics, tv, and random other follows.

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he’s gonna give a speech in front of an AI generated banner that says, “ŃMIMMS1ØN ACĞŒMPLISSHEP”

09.03.2026 20:21 👍 2412 🔁 346 💬 19 📌 8

I don’t know, man, maybe we should learn not to trust malignant narcissistic fascists whose worst traits are calcifying and their brains are getting worse as they die with power

09.03.2026 20:16 👍 172 🔁 29 💬 4 📌 1

This 37% zone where Trump has settled is close to the percentage of people who are authoritarian (about 1 in 3, per social science studies)

09.03.2026 21:06 👍 318 🔁 79 💬 13 📌 0

I feel like it should be bigger news that Trump is now openly considering a military draft. Young men haven't been called up for a draft since 1972. Not during the Gulf War. Not during Iraq or Afghanistan. He received five draft deferments but is now open to drafting your kids.

08.03.2026 22:09 👍 1737 🔁 672 💬 106 📌 55

There's something deeply obscene and broken about the fact that Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth are bombing elementary schools in an illegal war of aggression, and there's still a sense among the opposition that it has to be explained in terms of gas prices in order to get American voters to care.

08.03.2026 02:12 👍 17745 🔁 4783 💬 616 📌 249

I get yelled at for saying this but for many hundreds of years people went to university not to get diplomas or be employable but because immersion in the humanities was considered foundational to a good life, and school must return to its original purpose: the joy of learning.

08.03.2026 00:22 👍 12159 🔁 2659 💬 228 📌 187

“Our government is treating the suffering of the Iranian people as a backdrop for our own entertainment … But, in the end, we lose our humanity when we are thrilled by the destructive power of our military. … The longer we remain blind to the terrible consequences of war ...

08.03.2026 12:45 👍 2842 🔁 887 💬 86 📌 21
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08.03.2026 12:49 👍 20696 🔁 7215 💬 1189 📌 470

something underappreciated about Trump is that nobody loves falling asleep in boring, interminable meetings more than him

06.03.2026 22:40 👍 1699 🔁 178 💬 74 📌 7
A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

Screaming

05.03.2026 22:00 👍 16539 🔁 3358 💬 259 📌 175
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Historian here history first time as tragedy the second time as farce.

05.03.2026 14:11 👍 6098 🔁 2175 💬 117 📌 124

Try your damndest to live your life so that if you were fired from your job and about to give a speech that someone would tell you.

05.03.2026 19:39 👍 829 🔁 143 💬 3 📌 2
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The competition for the dumbest member of the United States Senate has just heated up with the elimination of one its strongest contestants!!

05.03.2026 19:59 👍 10048 🔁 1920 💬 1210 📌 193
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🤣🤣🤣

05.03.2026 20:47 👍 14212 🔁 4015 💬 440 📌 252

"I know he throws any and everyone under the bus the second it becomes expedient to do so, but for me... it will be different" - a seemingly neverending parade of pathetic hangers-on

05.03.2026 19:43 👍 180 🔁 33 💬 3 📌 3
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Trump just put the only senator without a bachelors degree in charge of homeland security

05.03.2026 21:15 👍 925 🔁 355 💬 111 📌 25

If you’re having a tough day or maybe need a little pick me up, just remember that someday, after we have crushed the fascists, motherfuckers like Kristi Noem will be held responsible for their crimes against humanity.

05.03.2026 22:00 👍 195 🔁 28 💬 8 📌 7

Am I happy Kristi Noem was fired? Yes, definitely. Do I still wish her ill and to never have a day of peace for the rest of her filler faced life? Also, yes.

05.03.2026 20:26 👍 678 🔁 86 💬 21 📌 9
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“He had a feeling” is a crazy reason to start a war

04.03.2026 20:22 👍 4078 🔁 1096 💬 333 📌 108

When we talk about Baby Boomers not getting off the stage: In 1997, the US president was born in 1946.

In 2007, the US president was born in 1946.

In 2017, the US president was born in 1946.

And next year in 2027? The US president will have been born in 1946.

03.03.2026 20:10 👍 10763 🔁 3276 💬 198 📌 245

kind of astounding to consider that Trump won the 2024 election to a significant extent because Biden's support for Israel became so politically toxic, then he decided a good governing strategy would be to become full on a client state of Israel

03.03.2026 01:43 👍 2761 🔁 549 💬 111 📌 35

Go @hillaryclinton.bsky.social. Absolutely 💯 percent correct.

03.03.2026 01:44 👍 5056 🔁 1321 💬 123 📌 37
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Haha! They’re throwing Vance under the bus.

03.03.2026 01:17 👍 7536 🔁 2179 💬 494 📌 159

I think the president has shingles and I hope he's in so much fucking pain 🥰

02.03.2026 19:33 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

This description could also apply to Putin, Netanyahu or Orban

Not exactly the type of people you would want to list as a comparison to a President of the United States

02.03.2026 20:06 👍 557 🔁 133 💬 15 📌 3

No rules of engagement is straight up Nazi war fighting.

02.03.2026 21:10 👍 1276 🔁 223 💬 5 📌 13
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Jesus. F*cking. Christ.

02.03.2026 20:14 👍 7144 🔁 3480 💬 771 📌 377

You know what it's the mark of the beast. Trump has the mark of the beast

02.03.2026 21:58 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

The latest “explanation” for the war, this time from Rubio:

- we knew Israel was going to attack Iran

- we figured Iran would retaliate against us, coz we’re Israel’s bitch

- so we attacked Iran first

02.03.2026 21:04 👍 1420 🔁 367 💬 83 📌 24
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02.03.2026 22:22 👍 2114 🔁 833 💬 99 📌 50