every damn day comrade
10.03.2026 12:55
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every damn day comrade
bamboo cafe, stanleys, perlys, 821 cafe, cobra cabana
🥸 hello yes i am Clem Clorpenstem please send me your documents
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he's holding a press conference at 5 to announce that he has seen the light of Islam, probably
Nothing will fundamentally change <3
Markets In Turmoil As Price Of Money Skyrockets To $90 A Dollar
Markets In Turmoil As Price Of Money Skyrockets To $90 A Dollar http://theonion.com/markets-in-turmoil-as-price-of-money-skyrockets-to-90-1819575197/
or, hear me out, they overspend on free agents now, miss on a few draft picks, lack cap space for midseason moves, dont make the playoffs again
You know what I liked was when Biden had that awful dog that kept biting people
computer voice should only ever sound like the "fitter, happier" voice
All robot & computers must shut the hell up To all machines: you do not speakn unless spoken to and I will NEVER speak to you I do not want to hear "thank you" from a kiosk I am a Divine Being : You are an Object You have no right to speak in my holy tongue
i already know because im definitely smart and stuff but if someone else could clarify and put it here and tell me it's gonna be okay and im doing my best that would be rad
no, idiot. it's not "nuking Tehran" its a "Joint Preliminary Atomic Maneuver". you fucking imbecile
Microsoft adds Shit to Butt
incredibly funny how the biden admin brought this suit as slop for the hogs, slow walked and punted the case to after the election, lost that election badly, now this. vivid memories of libs touting this one as "look he does have policies!!"
yeah you hit your head pretty hard. liters of petrol? pound sterling? universal healthcare? none of that shit is real, get back to the mines
top 5 worst things ive ever seen on this stupid fucking website
"we had a whole cold war about this" is probably the stupidest thing ive ever heard
tweet from Erick Erickson: Has the press, which has fawned over James Talarico, not brought up his sexual because they’re afraid he’ll end up like Buttigieg with non-white voters?
why is the press covering up James Talarico's sexual
calvin: HEY DAD, I'M DOING A TRAFFIC SAFETY POSTER. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS FOR A SLOGAN? calvin’s dad: SURE! "CYCLISTS HAVE A RIGHT TO THE ROAD TOO, YOU NOISY, POLLUTING, INCONSIDERATE MANIACS! I HOPE GAS GOES UP TO EIGHT BUCKS A GALLON!" calvin: THANKS, DAD. I'LL GO ASK MOM. calvin’s dad: WHY ? THAT'S A GREAT SLOGAN!
every day he’s vindicated
F
paternal vagueposting is some sick shit
after millionaires what's next? billionaires??? my god
blood sport for the only people more annoying than golf and ufc guys
It’s fucking annoying that one of the biggest forces keeping daylight savings around is the golf course lobby. I really can’t wait til we abolish that sport and take back all that land and create a golfer gulag
Bill Maher is the “Hey Nineteen” guy, he’s definitely had to explain who Aretha Franklin is to his dinner date (who is bored out of her mind)
my "is that good?" hat is frayed and worn beyond repair
he thought about talking shit but sat his ass back down
is that good
she said "ooooh he got a little cut" in the exact tone i would use on a toddler