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the gorillaz on SNL last night reminded me that the greatest sin committed in british filmmaking is that Rhinestone Eyes from Plastic Beach was never an opening credits Bond song

08.03.2026 23:29 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i briefly went to an old elementary school that in the 90s still had a playground that was just a confusing series of bars stacked on each other and a swingset that could kill you.

08.03.2026 19:32 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

my favorite part about america in the 1920s is that this is indistinguishable from a childrens playground

08.03.2026 19:26 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

i obviously don't agree with anything we're doing rn for very basic human rights reasons but it is definitely worse that our administration has less strategy than people competing on a season of survivor

07.03.2026 20:27 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In muppet babies they had blue holes bc black holes were to scary for children. It’s gonzo rules.

07.03.2026 16:33 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

me, ex-sociologist, five seconds before getting booed out of the lecture hall: so when we talk about how six feared the reality that seven "eight" nine, what does this suggest about the eradication of the middle class--

07.03.2026 08:08 👍 25 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

sometimes the best cure for the shit that's got you stuck is putting This Year by the mountain goats on as loud as you can get away with and dancing to it in your living room

07.03.2026 07:12 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

every day in Seattle I dream about getting hit by a Tesla so I can ruin a Tesla drivers day and make some money doing it

06.03.2026 19:19 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

remember when the lonely island almost named their turtleneck and chain album "garfield sex music" bc

06.03.2026 08:18 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

since always. before i can remember. was sat down with diagrams before age 3. still showed constant genital envy, early social transition, prayed, etc. into adolescence. was looking up bottom surgery on dial up age 12. still took me 24 years, several dedicated to hardcore femininity to take the jump

06.03.2026 08:17 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

no matter what, pain is pain. sorry you're in it at this moment, friend.

06.03.2026 08:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jim Downey is such a relic in terms of having the best intentions as a human being with the worst politics, reagan guy

01.03.2026 20:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
an AO3 update on bsky about the site being down followed by a bsky athletic update featuring a gif of a boy at a basketball game melting down in the ugliest way

an AO3 update on bsky about the site being down followed by a bsky athletic update featuring a gif of a boy at a basketball game melting down in the ugliest way

my mental state

01.03.2026 20:54 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ok so ""word"" is (i have 0 credentials) that the entire cast stays offsite at a hotel, eats real bfast there, and the smoked salmon is the most appetizing part of what production sets up for them later. tbh i think they should be forced at gunpoint to handle themselves in a low-tech bathroom

28.02.2026 15:18 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

everything about this is shaking me to my core starting for how this shouldn't even be possible and how living kansas-born citizens even a century back might be impacted

28.02.2026 12:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i desperately wish AT THE VERY LEAST there had been an episode per season to get a microscopic lens on producer choices and direction. it was so, so, so unbalanced and at its worst made me want to do a full series rewatch of my best problematic friend antm

28.02.2026 12:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

24 hours later and i'm still upset u are the only person to react in any way to this post. i love rob. i am still so deeply disturbed about his hard boiled egg situation. the people need to know this man is out there.

28.02.2026 12:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

simply a 3d chess move from the first ever FIFA peace prize winner

28.02.2026 08:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

also even though i'm a 9-1-1 person, i will forever in my head and heart refer to her as 'jennifer love fefferman' because of the best boy meets world episode of all time

28.02.2026 08:20 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i don't even have any piercings but there is something about 47yo jennifer love hewitt still having a nose piercing that is so important to me

28.02.2026 08:19 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

the second we got male dancers being forced to eat customer car keys i felt really seen as a viewer for the first time in a long time

27.02.2026 06:38 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Trans people want to have sex and make art and talk about sports and do all the shit everyone likes, and instead we have to think about Nazi freaks all day. This sucks eggs.

26.02.2026 16:29 👍 4375 🔁 815 💬 12 📌 14

it's the same photo

27.02.2026 06:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“he would not fucking say that” but about a character in a fic drinking tea

26.02.2026 22:16 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

having a cat is just 24/7 "ohhhh his little apple head resting on [thing]" thoughts

26.02.2026 06:32 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

it took an expensive, coordinated effort & a lot of people saying “this doesn’t matter” to get from a bathroom ban costing one state $400 million & a gubernatorial race to “trans people must turn in their documents which become invalid in a few hours or face fines & potential jail time” in 10 years.

26.02.2026 04:58 👍 4001 🔁 1588 💬 4 📌 16

hi this is fucking terrifying!!!!!!

26.02.2026 03:53 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

hellebuyck receiving medal of honor really drives home why that man has been so comfortable playing in winnipeg whiteout playoff conditions for years though

25.02.2026 07:39 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

if i was judas i would have kissed everyone fully with tongue before only kissing jesus on the cheek just to set the tone

25.02.2026 07:15 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

this is why Canada lost

22.02.2026 22:20 👍 11 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0