KS1 👯‍♀️ (she/her)

Elias and ownership have to do what it takes to make him an Oriole for life. Give him a billion dollars, idc idc idc

Kyle Schwarber crediting Gunnar 🥹

Gunnar Henderson celebrates a two-run double at second base

Four-hit game for America's shortstop!

GUNNAR 🤬 HENDERSON!!!!! That’s my shortstop!!!!!

Thicc boiiiii

They just tagged me about a threesome and then blocked me for my reaction lmao

Hell yeahhhhhh Gunnar!!!!

Clay Holmes a thicc boi now???

GUNNAR!!!!!!

COBY!!

Guys, I can’t watch both Akin and Enns all season. I refuse

Blaze lost his glove over the wall and had to jump over the fence to go get it and flipped over the fence to come back into the game😭😭😭😭

Well Adley looks to be awake, glad someone is

This team has looked sloppy defensively for DAYS

He’s starting at short today! I am so excited

Just saw Wells is starting tomorrow. Bradish hasn’t pitched since last Saturday. Should we be worried? (I will say I saw him on the back fields today, cheerfully said good morning to us while tossing a baseball in the air. He then participated in long toss with Rogers, Bassitt, Eflin & others, so 🤷🏼‍♀️)

Top of Orioles hat covered in player signatures

Underside of bill of hat covered in player signatures

Wehiwa Aloy in silver sharpie

Nate George in silver sharpie

Added Trevor Rogers, Nate George, and Wehiwa Aloy to the hat today (Nate and Wehiwa were the first to add theirs in silver sharpie on the black part of the hat). I’m pumped 🙌🏻

The winning pitcher tonight for the DR? SERANTHONY DOMÍNGUEZ MY BELOVED

I’ve made a LOT of random strangers mad on this website today simply by posting pics of amazing meals I’m enjoying while on vacation and doing what makes me happiest, which is watching Orioles baseball. Sad asf

I get the weirdest people replying to my extremely normal posts on here. I genuinely do not get it

You made a point to be miserable on a post where I’m very much enjoying myself watching spring training baseball, which is not my problem. Stay mad Sheila

Okay and?

Top of O’s hat covered in player signatures

Bill of O’s hat covered in player signatures

Added Vance Honeycutt, Ryan Helsley, Tyler Wells (who told me it was rude that he wasn’t on it yet 😂), Cade Povich, and Dietrich Enns to the famous hat today!

Thank you!

Respectfully, I do not care?

It’s a picture of my dinner. Stop being fucking weird

I’m at the Orioles, not the Brewers?

Guys…I’m worried Big Al could be cooked 😕

And I got what I fucking wanted, stay mad